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stupelligence 

Knowing a lot of things, procedures, processes, theories and words because they have seen them or heard of them and roughly knows what they are about. Thus, they act really arrogant and become know-it-alls or clever dicks. They talk without hesitant and doubt, like they are experts on the matters. And when real-life situations arise, they talk out their full arsenal of knowledge but cannot deliver results. They will most probably rely on the help of other people who are truly skilled in the field or fail epicly.
Boss: Our server is down again. Some staff cannot access it. Can you check?
Tech guy: OK... let me see...

(after a while)

Tech guy: Problem solved.
Boss: OK. Next time, you need to check whether the ODBC is stable. Or maybe the .NET framework is not running properly. I hope the MSSQL database is not corrupted. Maybe we should upgrade our network OS to support better packet segmentation in the OSI layers.
Tech guy: OK... (WTF is he talking about... it's just the server side program that was not running... What stupelligence...
stupelligence by EastViceroy November 21, 2011

Stupillogical 

Something that's both stupid and illogical.
Man: I will go to all the corners of the earth for you!
GF: That is stupillogical! The Earth is round in shape!
Stupillogical by Wise_AZ February 7, 2022
My brother thinks he's so cool cos he towers over me.. he's so stupall !
Stupall by Shumb Sister May 13, 2011

stuperlicious 

when people call you stuperlicious, they are calling you really really awesome

See: awesome
You got me tickets to the Evanescence concert?!!??! You are stuperlicious!

Stapella Money

When you obviously make a ton of money. You have so much money you can afford breakfast everyday while living in your sweet downtown apartment.
Wow you get breakfast everyday before work. You gotta be making that stapella money
Stapella Money by OnTheList December 29, 2020

Stapella Money

When you obviously make a ton of money. You have so much money you can afford breakfast everyday while living in your sweet downtown apartment. You drive a sweet car and are totally swagged out.
Wow you’re always getting breakfast on the way to work. You gotta be makin that stapella money.
Stapella Money by OnTheList December 29, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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