stumpfing

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To stumble uncontrollably in an alcohol educed haze in which older objects appear younger. Bad decisions have been known to occur while stumpfing not limited to: arrests, children, and cougar attacks.

dude1: holy crap i just woke up with a gmilf this morning, I didn't think i had that much to drink!

dude2: man when i saw you at the bar you were totally stumpfing your brains out.

stumpfing by johnboy22 March 22, 2010

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food-stamping

(verb) The process of redeeming EBT (food stamp) benefits.

Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.

food-stamping by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018

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stumpfing • stumping • stumping up • Stumpling • STUMPTING • blunt-stumping • chump stumping • tree stumping • Yugoslavian Stumping • Stump Fight

stuffing the cone

Providing BS in such an attractive way that people eat it up like ice cream.

She was always stuffing the cone, so I didn’t believe the rumors...

stuffing the cone by ASBLAWYER January 2, 2018

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Sausage Stuffing

Tits that look like sausages

Long sausage shaped knockers

Tired of their fight with gravity

She has sausage knockers. Sausage stuffing you mean 😋

Sausage Stuffing by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

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marshmallow stuffing

The act of inserting a fluffy sticky soft candy into the anus in any amount to be dissolved in the colon before anal sex/masturbation to purge the lower bowels of all fecal matter. After purged, it can be done again to fill the colon with a clear sticky fluid for the enjoyment of others. Marshmallows are a powerful laxative. Marshmallow stuffing should not be done by diabetics or anyone else concerned with blood sugar. Should be done in moderation to avoid pooping yourself at work.

I stuffed 6 campfire marshmallows (marshmallow stuffing) about 30 minutes ago and I can't hold them anymore!

marshmallow stuffing by ASexyBitch March 10, 2014

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Goomba stomping

A term usually used in video games. The act of jumping on top of someone or something to kill/destroy it. Much like jumping on Goomba's in the Mario games.

Player1: Dude, I totally Goomba-stomped the guy at the bottom of the elevator shaft.
Admin: Goomba stomping is not allowed!

Goomba stomping by Hardcore Bob December 11, 2011

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holiday stuffing

Having sex before, during, and after the holidays.

Me and your daughter will be holiday stuffing this Christmas.

holiday stuffing by !((*1998!((* December 13, 2016

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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