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stumpfing 

To stumble uncontrollably in an alcohol educed haze in which older objects appear younger. Bad decisions have been known to occur while stumpfing not limited to: arrests, children, and cougar attacks.
dude1: holy crap i just woke up with a gmilf this morning, I didn't think i had that much to drink!

dude2: man when i saw you at the bar you were totally stumpfing your brains out.
stumpfing by johnboy22 March 22, 2010
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food-stamping 

(verb) The process of redeeming EBT (food stamp) benefits.
Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.
food-stamping by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018

stuffing the cone

Providing BS in such an attractive way that people eat it up like ice cream.
She was always stuffing the cone, so I didn’t believe the rumors...
stuffing the cone by ASBLAWYER January 2, 2018

Sausage Stuffing 

Tits that look like sausages

Long sausage shaped knockers

Tired of their fight with gravity
She has sausage knockers. Sausage stuffing you mean 😋

marshmallow stuffing 

The act of inserting a fluffy sticky soft candy into the anus in any amount to be dissolved in the colon before anal sex/masturbation to purge the lower bowels of all fecal matter. After purged, it can be done again to fill the colon with a clear sticky fluid for the enjoyment of others. Marshmallows are a powerful laxative. Marshmallow stuffing should not be done by diabetics or anyone else concerned with blood sugar. Should be done in moderation to avoid pooping yourself at work.
I stuffed 6 campfire marshmallows (marshmallow stuffing) about 30 minutes ago and I can't hold them anymore!

Goomba stomping

A term usually used in video games. The act of jumping on top of someone or something to kill/destroy it. Much like jumping on Goomba's in the Mario games.
Player1: Dude, I totally Goomba-stomped the guy at the bottom of the elevator shaft.
Admin: Goomba stomping is not allowed!
Goomba stomping by Hardcore Bob December 11, 2011

holiday stuffing 

Having sex before, during, and after the holidays.
Me and your daughter will be holiday stuffing this Christmas.
holiday stuffing by !((*1998!((* December 13, 2016