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Brb Zack I gotta hit the stroom.
stroom by JRShell February 27, 2019
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stsoom • stsooma • stoom • Strooms • Stoomer • STSAOMF • Satsoomer • STCOOMS • Stfoom • Sthoom
The coolest way to say "restrooms" you'll ever see.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going to go hit the 'strooms real quick.

Guy 2: *thinks to himself* That is one cool guy.
Strooms by madba May 25, 2010
Pronounced: Stah cooms. An anacronym for Suck The Corn Out Of My Shit.
"Hey dick, you can just STCOOMS!"

Other words such as "peanuts" can be substituted for the corn creating STPOOMS. You get the idea.
STCOOMS by Vestibule October 5, 2006
A stoomer is defined mainly as an Amazing goal on either Pro evolution soccer where it originated or Fifa where it is now commonly used, whereby the ball is often in the air and is shot from a distance of 30+ yards, normally ending up near the top corner of the goal. In general terms a Stoomer can be identified as a really smelly poo/fart, an alcoholic drink, or a photograph amongst other things.
'That was a Stoomer of a goal'
Stoomer by Elvyn 'G' Richards October 8, 2009
Acronym for "Spray that shit all over my face".
Why don't you come over here and STSAOMF.
STSAOMF by durp dawg February 12, 2003

stroompf 

a German word expressing titillation or conveying strong feeling, often employed as an emphatic exclamation, a highly taboo curse word never to be used in the presence of others
"Oh stroompf! Johanna is a fabricator of falsehoods."
stroompf by Catalpa Belarus December 24, 2008
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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