1 definition by Elvyn 'G' Richards
A stoomer is defined mainly as an Amazing goal on either Pro evolution soccer where it originated or Fifa where it is now commonly used, whereby the ball is often in the air and is shot from a distance of 30+ yards, normally ending up near the top corner of the goal. In general terms a Stoomer can be identified as a really smelly poo/fart, an alcoholic drink, or a photograph amongst other things.
'That was a Stoomer of a goal'
by Elvyn 'G' Richards October 8, 2009