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The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Schoomp by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013
Related Words
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Shoombie 

– adjective, Shoom-bee.

A moron or slapper.
1. 'Oh.Em.GEE! You're such a bloody Shoombie!'
2. 'Shuddup you big Shoombie'
To propel quickly and quietly
The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day
Shoomp by Shoomp August 29, 2020

Shoomped 

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”
Shoomped by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

sthoopid 

Being stupid/ignorant in an adorable way. Princess.
She's sthoopid, that's why I love her.
sthoopid by Dorkface frog July 25, 2007

Shtoompy 

Being in a general bad mood, but the spectrum is wide. It can be from simple disappointment or waking up on the wrong side of the bed to utter nihilism and existential angst for the human race, and everything in between. Possibly of Yiddish origin. One who is shtoompy is usually called a shtoomp.
Person: Are you shtoompy?
Shtoomp: What the hell does that mean?!
Person: Don't be such a shtoomp!!
Shtoompy by GengisKhan December 26, 2010