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A stoomer is defined mainly as an Amazing goal on either Pro evolution soccer where it originated or Fifa where it is now commonly used, whereby the ball is often in the air and is shot from a distance of 30+ yards, normally ending up near the top corner of the goal. In general terms a Stoomer can be identified as a really smelly poo/fart, an alcoholic drink, or a photograph amongst other things.
'That was a Stoomer of a goal'
Stoomer by Elvyn 'G' Richards October 8, 2009
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There's no doubt that school makes you a doomer - a stoomer.
Stoomer by danswords November 25, 2023
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Chicago slang for shooter or killer
"We gone scoom his ass"

"Thats my scoomer"

"scoom the city"
Scoomer by Jackdajrippa April 15, 2021
Fans of the UK synth-rock band Bastille, the name comes from the historical event "the storming of the Bastille".
Guy 1: Wow, did you see the show Bastille played in Boston the other night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the place was LOADED with Stormers!
Stormers by Carrot June 22, 2014
A person who enjoys doing street activities such as skating, graffiti, urban exploration... it is usually an extrovert person who is creative.
He is such a stooner he is always in the streets doing random stuff
Stooner by Stooner December 20, 2020
Fan of British alternative/indie rock band, Bastille.

Word comes from the storming of the Bastille, which took place on July 14, 1789, the same date as singer Dan Smith's birthday. Ergo, fans call themselves "Stormers" (of the bastille).

Self proclaimed "Stormers" are often those who have delved much farther into the realm of Bastille than the typical fan of their music. Many run blogs dedicated to the music and band members. While not nearly as aggressive as directioners, some stormers are considered fake, as their love for Bastille lies in the singer's attractiveness rather than the band's musical genius.

Overall, a respectful and mature fandom (though many are teenagers), known for their love of music over band members.
Sydney: Do you want to go to the Bastille concert on the 24th?
Grace: I'd love to! Are you a fan of their music?
Sydney: Of course! I'm such a stormer, I practically worship their music (and them).
Stormer by soccerhurdler11 December 16, 2014

Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.
"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"
Shim-shoomering by ConIII August 6, 2019