Satsoomer 

most swag person ever and also vErY GoOdLoOkInG

boy1: “hey have you seen satsoomer?” boy2: “omg yes she’s really peng”

Satsoomer by Sad too April 23, 2021

Stoomer 

A stoomer is defined mainly as an Amazing goal on either Pro evolution soccer where it originated or Fifa where it is now commonly used, whereby the ball is often in the air and is shot from a distance of 30+ yards, normally ending up near the top corner of the goal. In general terms a Stoomer can be identified as a really smelly poo/fart, an alcoholic drink, or a photograph amongst other things.

'That was a Stoomer of a goal'

Stoomer by Elvyn 'G' Richards October 8, 2009

Stoomer 

A student doomer.

There's no doubt that school makes you a doomer - a stoomer.

Stoomer by danswords November 25, 2023