oddkward

When something is both odd and awkward in equal proportion

Man 1: Did that three legged midget just get kissed by his mom in public?

Man 2: Yeah. Totally oddkward.

by madba October 15, 2011

Slice of Paper

A better, and more technically correct, way of saying "piece of paper". Its usage pioneered by Matthew Baker.

Guy 1: Hey man, can I borrow a slice of paper?

Guy 2: Sure man. Sounds like a plan.

by madba May 25, 2010

awenone

Better than awesome; the opposite of awful.

Man 1: Chicken is so awenone.

Man 2: Yeah, I get it, because it's better than awesome and the opposite of awful. Sounds like a plan.

by madba November 28, 2010

Hillwilliam

A person who, while residing in typical "hillbilly" territory, shows no hallmarks of hillbilly behavior.

Man 1: Hey, man. You know Ted in Accounting grew up in a cabin on the Podunk River? And he's the first in his family to graduate college. Or have more than 3 teeth at the same time.

Man 2: Wow. What a hillwilliam.

by madba August 19, 2011

Strooms

The coolest way to say "restrooms" you'll ever see.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going to go hit the 'strooms real quick.

Guy 2: *thinks to himself* That is one cool guy.

by madba May 25, 2010

Deadstock

What livestock is called when it's dead; notably more delicious than woodstock.

Man 1: I see you're eating a savory deadstock sandwhich, there.

Man 2: Savory indeed. Sounds like a plan.

by madba January 16, 2011

Sky Pee

Commonly referred to by the layperson as "rain", dihydrogen monoxide, or "sky pee" as it known amongst meteorological spheres, is a substance that falls from the sky, nourishing planet Earth.

Found predominantly in lakes and the tears of dragons.

Man 1: How 'bout this weather?

Man 2: It's sky peein' cats and dogs.

Man 3: Mhmm.

Man 4: Sounds like a plan.

by madba January 16, 2011