Stress Ball 

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.

I made sure I took that stress ball with me.

Stress Ball by LesteerTheMolester August 27, 2024

Amish Stress Ball 

slang for a handjob. comes from the reasoning of amish people doing everything by hand, and putting all their problems into 1 thing. for example your penis.

(walk up to a prostitute) "how much for a amish stress ball?"

Amish Stress Ball by aman mar December 9, 2012

forbidden stress ball 

A term that women use to describe the urge they get to squeeze a mans’ penis when it is soft (no longer erect).

-after sex-

man: “Aw crap, I’m embarrassed because my penis gets so small and soft after I cum.”
woman: “No it’s fine! Us girls know it as the forbidden stress ball because we always wanna squeeze the sh*t out of it but we can’t!”

man: “wtf...”

forbidden stress ball by fininstaz June 13, 2020

Stress balling 

The grabbing of the male gentals and squeezing them

Mike: hey Jerry how are you and charn?

Jerry: pretty great thanks, we had a night of stress balling

Stress balling by Chunkykitkat123 May 26, 2018

stres ballin 

When you stressed out way to much about something

Damn my boyfriend got me stres ballin

stres ballin by Kayy 8 E March 14, 2017

Stressballin' 

When you squeeze/grope something in the same way you would a stress ball for the purpose of either de-stressing, or having fun.

"Rune, why do you keep grabbing my ass?"
"No reason in particular, just stressballin'"
"Oh, well stop."
"No thanks"

Stressballin' by TeaCats 👾 June 3, 2023

Stressball 

Someone who is so stressed out that they want to crawl into the fetal position and cry for their mama.

With all these shinanigans happening I am going to turn into a stressball.

Or She looks like a stressball!

Stressball by KelsoMcBeaverEater June 12, 2010