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Definitions by LesteerTheMolester

When you take a cup of cum and add yogurt

Serve chilled
Dongy made his favorite breakfast, dongurt, from scratch for brunch.
Dongurt by LesteerTheMolester January 28, 2026

Stress Ball 

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.
I made sure I took that stress ball with me.
Stress Ball by LesteerTheMolester August 27, 2024

Mumbai Mustache 

When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick
That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.
Taking a shit in a girl's mouth and then making her give u a bj with said shit still in her mouth.
Damn that bitch is nasty she would do anything even a Sienfeld.
Sienfeld by LesteerTheMolester July 11, 2009