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Stressballin' 

When you squeeze/grope something in the same way you would a stress ball for the purpose of either de-stressing, or having fun.
"Rune, why do you keep grabbing my ass?"
"No reason in particular, just stressballin'"
"Oh, well stop."
"No thanks"
Stressballin' by TeaCats 👾 June 3, 2023

Stressball 

Someone who is so stressed out that they want to crawl into the fetal position and cry for their mama.
With all these shinanigans happening I am going to turn into a stressball.

Or She looks like a stressball!

DIY Stressball 

Something you will spend hours watching other people make on YouTube, but will never actually make yourself.
I really want a DIY Stressball, but it's a lot of effort to make.
DIY Stressball by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

stressbaker 

Someone who cooks or bakes to relieve stress.
So you baked a double batch of brownies because you're worried about your audition results? Wow, you're such a stressbaker!
stressbaker by batski January 2, 2011

Stressbaker 

Crazy people who make cookies and shit at 2:00 in the morning because they're losing sleep over something that shouldn't be thinking about for another eight or so hours.
That stressbaker was up drunk and making pie until four in the morning.
Stressbaker by Ambam! March 14, 2016

Stressball 

When you are trying to have anal sex. You wait for you partner to be in the middle of passing gas to make insertion easier. At that point you insert your penis into the rectum. The increase in pressure causes your partners eyes to pop out like a stress ball
I need an optician after getting Stressballed last night
Stressball by bigmatis007 November 3, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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