strayte 

a response used and spoken very quickly when requested to do something you'd rather not do.

1. Jace: Donavan hand me that cigarette.

Donavan: (very quickly) strayte.

2. Asshole: Suck my d**k you motherf*ckin piece of s*it.
You: (very quickly) strayte.

strayte by Hector Cafe August 14, 2008

shotgun strategy 

This is a problem solving approach, which attempts many varied solutions; versus a rifle strategy in which a single focused solution is attempted.

The sales manager decided on a shotgun strategy to boost sales, by using several salesmen with different approaches.

shotgun strategy by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2016

fat guy strategy 

The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.

Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?"
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."

fat guy strategy by blarglwharbl July 19, 2014

raptor strategy

A phrase that describes a specific team tactic, originally used in Call of Duty 2. One team member attracts the attention of the opposing side while another team member engages in a flanking maneuver. The term references the attacking scheme used by velociraptors in the movie Jurassic Park.

Brad - "We need to raptor strategy them, so divert their attention while I sneak around and wtfpwn them."

Stephen - "Clever girl..."

raptor strategy by es taco April 24, 2010

cheese strategy 

noun. Gaming. A strategy that seeks to provide means for overcoming a challenge (e.g. a boss fight) not by engaging with the challenge itself but rather by bypassing it altogether. It is oftentimes exploitative of a game's mechanics, taking advantage of oversights in game balance made by the developers to easily deal with an obstacle.

Cheese strategies trivialize challenging content, by either speeding the process up immensely to eliminate the challenge or by making it nigh impossible to fail (e.g. through creating means to infinitely heal oneself). One could distinguish between "fast cheese" and "slow cheese".

Not to be confused with glitch exploits. Cheese strategies always work within the bounds of the game.

A: Hey, I just can't beat this boss, this one move just kills me every time.
B: Oh yeah, I struggled with him too. But there's this cheese strategy using this set of armor and a combination of potions that makes you pretty much invincible so I managed to get past him.

cheese strategy by Malvora November 1, 2020

A legitimate strategy! 

If you are accused of camping, this is the correct reply to that accusement. Originated from RvB

Red: Oh, you fucking Camping bitch!
Blue: It's A Legitimate Strategy!

A legitimate strategy! by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

Strategic Incompetence 

Purposely performing a task so poorly as to discourage being assigned this task again, but not poorly enough to be fired

Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?

Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again

Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!

Strategic Incompetence by TedDeadMan September 4, 2009