My strategy CAN'T FAIL. I literally control what constitutes winning. And you not playing only prolongs the game. Luckily for you it's a game that affords multiple winners. I call it Femininity.

Hym "That strategy will work because their (at least) kids will die if it doesn't. They will not let you co opt my work because their kids will die if you succeed. They will not let you wait out the clock becauses the longer it take for me to gain my freedom the less my freedom will do to appease me and I'll just kill your kids anyway. The longer it takes the less effective the punishment for killing your kids will be. The only path to victory for you is defeat. I will crush the participants of this transgression against me under the weight of their own guilt and I don't need to be free or alive to harm you. This is literally the only way to do this and it literally can't fail. And I would know because I've been doing it for 8 years now and I haven't lost any allies. Have you?"

Strategy by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

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Strategy Flush

The strategy flush is when you take such a massive, towering, humongous smelly shit that you have to flush the toilet at 25%, 50% and 75% intervals in order not to clog the toilet. Also known as the Tactics Shit.

"Dude, I just massive clogged the toilet because I took such a huge dump"

"Aw, man, that's why there's the Strategy Flush!!"

Strategy Flush by Longbarrel May 27, 2009

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