Straightjacket 

n- When a female becomes excessively inebriated and passes out, and a male ejaculates on both of her eyelids and lets the semen harden before she wakes up, causing her to be unable to open her eyelids when she regains consciousness.

That bitch that I straightjacketed last night lost it when she came to this morning.

Straightjacket by creech12 February 22, 2009

straightjacket snuggie 

A regular blanket.

After wrestling my straightjacket snuggie for 15 minutes, I was forced to either endure the chilling horrors of a cold remote hand or Tyler Perry's television programs.

straightjacket snuggie by themilkmantrink September 30, 2011

straightjacket feeling 

Being torn between wanting to be in a relationship and wanting to be single.

“This straightjacket feeling is seriously getting to me. I want a girlfriend but I also like te freedom of being single.”

straightjacket feeling by FreeloaderLoser July 31, 2023

Portland Straightjacket 

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.

Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket

Portland Straightjacket by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011

Fit For a Straight Jacket

A looney person, an invalid.

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straight jacket.

Fit For a Straight Jacket by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009

Straight Jacket Friend 

Someone you can be yourself around, and let out any emotions you consider to be crazy. Someone who loves you for the real you, even the problems you have.

After all this time, I never thought we would become straight jacket friends. I love you for being the beautiful person you are.

Straight Jacket Friend by coldgasmask408 January 16, 2011

Fit For A Straitjacket 

A looney person, an invalid.

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straitjacket.

Fit For A Straitjacket by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009