Definitions by Beauxgrass

Inside Talk 

Vocabulary spoken amongst close friends which is virtually indiscernible to outsiders.

Me: Yea, we bailed down to catch a feed at the regular hillbob's, it was a days meal, big stewpot followed of course.

Friend: Yep.

Outsider: What?

Me: Oh, just inside talk.

Inside Talk by beauxgrass September 11, 2011

Handicapped From The Neck Up 

A person who is an idiot. A person who has a mental handicap. The term is used to describe those that are not "mentally retarded", but just stupid, like your dumb friend or dumb co-worker. It is not meant to be derogatory to those who are truly "mentally retarded."

I'm sick and tired of hearing about Jane's dumbass excuses for skipping out on work, she's just handicapped from the neck up.

Brian tried to jump off the roof with an umbrella and fly, but he just broke his legs. Yea, he's handicapped from the neck up.

Handicapped From The Neck Up by Beauxgrass July 10, 2010

Strongest Swimmer 

Everyone. The little sperm that penetrated the ovum is you. You were the strongest swimmer.

Matt was the strongest swimmer since he is here today, it is proof that he outswam all the other sperm in order to penetrate the ovum.

Strongest Swimmer by Beauxgrass September 21, 2009

Fit For a Straight Jacket

A looney person, an invalid.

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straight jacket.

Fit For a Straight Jacket by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009

Fit For A Straitjacket 

A looney person, an invalid.

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straitjacket.

Fit For A Straitjacket by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009

pork n' bail 

The act of meeting a female stranger in a public setting, usually where alcohol is served, with the intention of hooking up later on to have sexual intercourse, and once successful, immediately fleeing the female's abode after she has fallen asleep.

Dude 1: hey man, let's go to the bar and find some nasty whores. Dude 2: alright, you thinkin' about a pork n' bail? Dude 1: yea, i'm not looking for anything long-term. Dude 2: yep.

pork n' bail by Beauxgrass July 17, 2009

atomicrack 

The fiery defecation of atomic or other hot buffalo chicken wings which burns the butthole.

Had some atomic buffalo wings last night at wing stop, and paid the price this morning when I took a crap, was a serious case of atomicrack.

atomicrack by Beauxgrass July 17, 2009