1. sleeping with goa chics who lost any demand for taking a shower since the beginning of the fusion festival
2. taking too much drugs during the fusion festival
3. taking even more drugs during the fusion festival
4. taking drugs with goa chics and having sex with them afterwards at the fusion festival
"Hey, what's up with Cuba?" -"Oh, he's straffen again."
Staffed is literally translated as confused. However, its popularity as a word has recently declined. Immediately after creation by the G.O.A.T, it was a very popular word. Everyone was staffed. But times have changed. The word staffed is now almost exclusively used in the Staffordshire region. The young ones prediction wasn't correct- "its not gonna be as big as o my, but its definetly gonna be big." No halz.
The process of scratching an orifice of any livingcreature and then having to vigorously smell the object/s used to scratch it. Whilst performing this action you must be dressed in a gimp suit whilst screaming 'Ainsley Harriott gave my meat a good ol' rub'.
"Hey dude, I finally scraffed Sophie last night. For some weird reason all I can smell is shit today."
A great person. Someone who you can rely on. A very sweet guy who will try to make you feel that everything ok. He always try to be nice to everyone because he doesn't want to hurt them.
He doesn't easily get angry.. if he does he easily lets it go.
When you meet a Straffen in your life, you are lucky.
Just don't hurt him. Don't push him away. Don't act like you don't care even if you do care. Don't piss him off. Don't say things to him that you don't really mean.. because if you do, he will surely disappear.
This happens when you slap a person in the mouth so hard it causes a serious infection of the knee. Properly named after the quaterback of the Georgia Bulldogs and the ass kicking that he recently recieved.
Did you see when Parker staffed that punk; he can't walk anymore. Or You just got staffed bitch where you goin; NOWHERE!