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shit scarffed
When someone wipes their ass with another persons scarf without the owner knowing
Often resulting in shitface
Often resulting in shitface
You: it smells like shit out here
Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning
You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it
Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning
You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it
shit scarffed by Topher9007 February 5, 2014
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straffed
straffed by foxyviv101 June 15, 2009
staffed
Staffed is literally translated as confused. However, its popularity as a word has recently declined. Immediately after creation by the G.O.A.T, it was a very popular word. Everyone was staffed. But times have changed. The word staffed is now almost exclusively used in the Staffordshire region. The young ones prediction wasn't correct- "its not gonna be as big as o my, but its definetly gonna be big." No halz.
O dear halz we are staffed!
staffed by please calm October 16, 2006
Frisking Scarffed
a term used when your "out of your mind" or not right in the head, like when your tired, are having a brain fart, or are mentally impaired by a substance (drug/Alcohol).
Example:1-"dude i dont remember anything about last night, i was so frisking scarffed!"
Example:2-"i have no clue man, i am so frisking scarffed right now.."
Example:2-"i have no clue man, i am so frisking scarffed right now.."
Frisking Scarffed by RolyatEornom June 30, 2011
Sturffed
When a Woman's Vagina has 2 Penis's in it at the same time,
or When 2 Penis's are stuck into a Butt-hole at the same time.
To do this both men must assume a scissoring type position, while the Woman/Male slide the Penis's into their Vaginal or Anal holes.
or When 2 Penis's are stuck into a Butt-hole at the same time.
To do this both men must assume a scissoring type position, while the Woman/Male slide the Penis's into their Vaginal or Anal holes.
Boy- "Dude you wouldn't believe what i did last night!"
Boy 2-"What?!?"
Boy- " Me, Jen and some random guy Sturffed!"
Boy 2- " That's Disgusting!"
Boy 2-"What?!?"
Boy- " Me, Jen and some random guy Sturffed!"
Boy 2- " That's Disgusting!"
Sturffed by Aquafire712 June 9, 2010
Staffed
This happens when you slap a person in the mouth so hard it causes a serious infection of the knee. Properly named after the quaterback of the Georgia Bulldogs and the ass kicking that he recently recieved.
Did you see when Parker staffed that punk; he can't walk anymore. Or You just got staffed bitch where you goin; NOWHERE!
Staffed by Java Juice March 15, 2009
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