Staffed is literally translated as confused. However, its popularity as a word has recently declined. Immediately after creation by the G.O.A.T, it was a very popular word. Everyone was staffed. But times have changed. The word staffed is now almost exclusively used in the Staffordshire region. The young ones prediction wasn't correct- "its not gonna be as big as o my, but its definetly gonna be big." No halz.
O dear halz we are staffed!
by please calm October 16, 2006
Stands for: shawty thick as fuck.

Used to describe a female that is very thick, busty, or attractive.
Person A: "Did you see that girl over there?"

Person B: "Yeah staf"
by Stafhunter123 December 25, 2015
Staffing is another word for jerk off, or masturbation. This term was created by JROTC cadets at a summer camp in 2009. Staffing can also be used as Staff or Staffed, or staff off. We hope this term will be really well known in the future.
Last night I was staffing to some hardcore porn.
by RegSquad November 7, 2011
refers to big people, or refers to being lazy. not a bad thing.
when you see your friend just sitting on the couch watching tv and eating, u call him staf. i.e. You are staf man.
by gin November 13, 2003
In Terminator Salvation, If the only joy the humans can get is fucking, why not take the STAF?
by pw21 June 28, 2009
depends on context of sentence, ie it is a reaction.
Kate: My dog died
Tarnia: (sadly) Oh stafs

Simone: I got laid last nite
Tarnia: (excitedly) STAFS!
by john smith March 25, 2005
A replacement word for most swear words. Can be used as a word to describe something as outrageous or good.
Joel: What a stafs c***.

John: Dam negro that car is stafs.
by A to the Jay January 31, 2008