scraffed 

The process of scratching an orifice of any living creature and then having to vigorously smell the object/s used to scratch it. Whilst performing this action you must be dressed in a gimp suit whilst screaming 'Ainsley Harriott gave my meat a good ol' rub'.

"Hey dude, I finally scraffed Sophie last night. For some weird reason all I can smell is shit today."

scraffed by HDAM February 14, 2017

shit scarffed 

When someone wipes their ass with another persons scarf without the owner knowing

Often resulting in shitface

You: it smells like shit out here

Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning

You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it

shit scarffed by Topher9007 February 5, 2014

scriffed 

The way scruffy musicians look and feel after a long night of riffing, rehearsing and partying.

"That dude looks totally scriffed!"

"Yeah, man, he's all scriffed-out and shit."

"I feel straight wooly scriffed yo."

"Hey, I'd love to go, bro, but I'm just way too scriffed-out right now."

scriffed by Justin Sloane July 30, 2009

straffed 

to have sex with someone

i straffed a beautiful girl i met at the club last night

straffed by foxyviv101 June 15, 2009

Frisking Scarffed 

a term used when your "out of your mind" or not right in the head, like when your tired, are having a brain fart, or are mentally impaired by a substance (drug/Alcohol).

Example:1-"dude i dont remember anything about last night, i was so frisking scarffed!"

Example:2-"i have no clue man, i am so frisking scarffed right now.."

Frisking Scarffed by RolyatEornom June 30, 2011

scruffed 

Very high, extremely wacked out.

Man, I was so scruffed after those 837 hits of PCP, those 5471 cigs of dope, and that quart of cocaine poured into me with that IV tube. Woah.

scruffed by Katsu Moriyama May 5, 2003

Scaffed 

A heightened version of scathed.

That scaffed table has seen better days.

Scaffed by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 10, 2019