shoelessed

A term given for a statement that has no relevance to the previous question.

These questions show a shoelessed answer.

Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.

Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job

by exzimbo February 7, 2009

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson

Joe Jackson, most commonly known as Shoeless Joe Jackson, after a incident where he had so many blisters on his feet because of his cleats; he decided to play his next game without cleats, and a fan yelled "You shoeless son of a gun, you!", the name stuck.

He is also known for his contrversey in the 1919 World Series agains the Cincinnati Reds. At the time, he was playing for the Chicago White Sox (later became known as the Black Sox Scandal). But, a mafia, decided to ask a couple white sox players to throw the game. Shoeless Joe Jackson said he never accepted the money. He also hit the only home run of the series. The White Sox did eventually lose the series, but Joe had lost his chance in basbeall. Kenesaw Mountian Landis banned Joe from baseballl to clean up all the bad acts going on in baseball. To this day, Shoeless Joe Jackson, the second highest career beatting average ever alltime, is ineligible for the hall of fame.

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson deserves to be in the hll of fame.

by Baseball Phanatic June 14, 2009

shoeless joe

to all dumbasses who entered a definition to shoeless joe, its a baseball player who played for the white sox, later to be called the black sox caused by the players of that team, which included shoeless joe jackson. Proved to be one of the best in the game, but forfeited all rights to hall of fame for supposively gambling and flopping the game. Boo ya!!

Shoeless Joe is off the heezy fo sheezy

by Teddy Douglas January 21, 2004

Shoeless motherfucker

A broke ass hater who hates on anyone who better then him or her

Shoeless motherfucker: what’s up pig as bitch
Cool motherfucker: you just one shoeless mother fucker!

Everyone: daaaaaammmmmmnnnnn.....!!

by Gooseyswag December 18, 2018

shoeless camel

a sexual act, not unlike the infamous "bangladesh bomber" or the "funnel cake" or the "potato salad" or the "algerian omelet", named for the appearance of the lady after the dirty deed.

so youre doing this girl so hard, and you surgically remove her feet and re-attach them to her back.

"Dude, you see that chick!?!? I can tell what she was up to last night; can someone say 'shoeless camel'?"

by lm ap calculus bc 2006 nate September 23, 2006

shoeless

to be without shoes. To be lacking a sense of location, purpose, or shoes.

Everyone look at max hit on those two older men at the bar. He's so shoeless!

by Ross G April 2, 2008

shoelessionel

shoo-less-in-al
when a girl shops for to many shoes at once
addicted to shoe shopping

my girlfriend is so shoelessionel at the store.
I hate shoelessionel people

by justin nomellini December 9, 2008