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STOLZLE I WILL NEVER BOW DOWN TO YOU
stolzle by al hajja April 22, 2015
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Stolleried 

A most charming and generous chap frequents The Station Pub in Wivenhoe. His favourite pursuit on a Sunday, early evening, is to stroll into the bar and buy the entire pub (especially if it's full of females) Zambuccas. The clientele embraces this largesse with abandon: Zambuccas downed in one, pronto. Often unsuspecting tourists are informed that it is said gent's "birthday" in order to facilitate their willlingness to hurl themselves like Lemmings into their forthcoming total inebriation. As soon as the first round is consumed, said gent buys another round and the clientele chuck the next one down their necks. This continues for several hours until the entire pub is in utter carnage. At which point said gent (also known as The Zambucca Fairy) chuckles to himself , says "goodnight turnips" and leaves. If you are ever in The Station on a Sunday and you manage to make it home without an ambulance, you haven't been properly "Stolleried".
(stollery: noun) (to stollery: verb) (stolleried: past tense)
Stolleried by Numpti May 9, 2013

Stoller Middle School 

A absolute god damn hell hole where popularity is everything

A place where kids who think they are tough or gangster but they are really just wiggers and would piss their pants in front a cop in real life

A place where kids are doing drugs in the bathroom and doing stupid shit like putting a staple in a electrical outlet or being so worthless and stupid that they do stuff like lunch a locker until they break a wrist.

A place where all of the girls are total sluts and act like they are annoyed when boys look at them even though they are wearing that absolute minimum amount of clothing. Then they say they are bi so they can say that they are being discriminated against because they are so “qweer”

A place where all of the guys either look like they are 4 years old or look like they are 18 and for some reason never shave

A place where the boys either look like they are in 4th grade or look like they are 20 and don’t shave

... a absolute waste of human life, 3 years and nothing gained
Did you see that girl from Stoller middle school? What a stupid whore!

I know right!

Forte Stollen 

A character from the anime, Galaxy Angel. She is obsessed with guns, wears a monocle for god-knows-what-reason, has red hair, and talks like a man. Her last name is also the name of a german pastry. She looks like an anorexic toothpick with breast implants. (as most anime girls do)
I want to grab Forte Stollen's rack, but she'd probably shoot me if I did.
Forte Stollen by lolita_strawberry September 9, 2008
one who has an amazing personality and extremely well endowed
Wow, that's like as big as a stoller!
stoller by Sarah Sw... February 4, 2006
1. One awesome and repectable online gamer.

2. A brand of vodka.
I saw Stolle pwning the other day online.
or
Hand me that bottle of Stolle there pal.
Stolle by Andrew December 6, 2004
1. verb (used with object): to Stolzel
To get incredibly excited about a particular activity, sport, or musical instrument, then purchase all the equipment possible associated with the respective activity, without actually yet having acquired any skill in it (The equipment usually being high-priced and unnecessary). The activity is abandoned within a period of 1 to 6 months without any actual skills having been learned.

2. verb (used with object): to Stolzel
To use un-do guilt as to persuade an individual into thinking the situation is somehow their fault, or feeling bad to the point of conceding defeat. Also, to SAS.
1. Rick totally Stolzeled that whole skateboarding thing. He took it up for about 2 months, but bought the most expensive wrist pads and knee guards he could find. He also purchased many shirts to the effect of, "Skateboarding isn't a crime" and proceeded to wear them whenever skateboarding.

2. Janie was Don's friend for so long, and kept hanging out with him even after he kept telling her how horrible a person she was. He's totally Stolzeling her to keep her around.
Stolzel by LauraS August 12, 2007
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