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Stoller Middle School 

A absolute god damn hell hole where popularity is everything

A place where kids who think they are tough or gangster but they are really just wiggers and would piss their pants in front a cop in real life

A place where kids are doing drugs in the bathroom and doing stupid shit like putting a staple in a electrical outlet or being so worthless and stupid that they do stuff like lunch a locker until they break a wrist.

A place where all of the girls are total sluts and act like they are annoyed when boys look at them even though they are wearing that absolute minimum amount of clothing. Then they say they are bi so they can say that they are being discriminated against because they are so “qweer”

A place where all of the guys either look like they are 4 years old or look like they are 18 and for some reason never shave

A place where the boys either look like they are in 4th grade or look like they are 20 and don’t shave

... a absolute waste of human life, 3 years and nothing gained
Did you see that girl from Stoller middle school? What a stupid whore!

I know right!

Stoller Shed 

A structure prone to collapse, especially due to haphazard construction or questionable workmanship.

Metaph. Something unstable or unreliable.
Wow, that plan collapsed faster than a Stoller Shed.
Stoller Shed by Marsyas40k December 25, 2021

stroller meat 

A hot daddy, often seen in supermarkets, malls, and theme parks. Made all the hotter by displaying the fruit of his loins. Preferably seen in public without the wife/babymomma. That just spoils it.
"Did you see that stroller meat 10 people ahead of us in line for the batman ride?" (Rob F., 1997, Six Flags Great Adventure, Jackson, NJ)
stroller meat by jcirishkid January 12, 2009

stroller 

an internet troll who is also a stalker, following people's usernames and harassing them wherever they post a comment \ vb. stroll
To get rid of some nasty little stroller, she cancelled her account and opened a new one with a different username.

Stolleried 

A most charming and generous chap frequents The Station Pub in Wivenhoe. His favourite pursuit on a Sunday, early evening, is to stroll into the bar and buy the entire pub (especially if it's full of females) Zambuccas. The clientele embraces this largesse with abandon: Zambuccas downed in one, pronto. Often unsuspecting tourists are informed that it is said gent's "birthday" in order to facilitate their willlingness to hurl themselves like Lemmings into their forthcoming total inebriation. As soon as the first round is consumed, said gent buys another round and the clientele chuck the next one down their necks. This continues for several hours until the entire pub is in utter carnage. At which point said gent (also known as The Zambucca Fairy) chuckles to himself , says "goodnight turnips" and leaves. If you are ever in The Station on a Sunday and you manage to make it home without an ambulance, you haven't been properly "Stolleried".
(stollery: noun) (to stollery: verb) (stolleried: past tense)
Stolleried by Numpti May 9, 2013

Stroller Pussy 

Single unwed mother strolling down the street looking for a baby daddy. Usually a strong clinger and commonly seen on Maury Povic due to their permissive life style, and mass confusion of who said baby daddy is.
clinger, blood sucker, fishy, cottage cheese, vagina, saggers, stroller pussy
Stroller Pussy by johnny2eyes October 15, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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