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when a relative watches you lick a dog while they stretch themselves outrageously
I was gonna go over to gradpa's house but grandpa wanted me to stolten.
stolten by Anonymous October 10, 2003
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no taste like stolen melon 

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!
Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.
Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

Stolen bike 

noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.
The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC
Stolen bike by sdkhgas April 19, 2006

Stolen moments 

The time when you leave aside work and other daily routines to do something you really care.
Babe, can I steal a hug from you?

But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !

Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments
Stolen moments by Babe01! June 15, 2017

stolting 

To fall asleep randomly in the company of friends. Sometimes accompanied by snoring. Somehow retaining the ability to jump right back into the conversation.
Chris was stolting in the meeting again.
stolting by atmoshacks December 20, 2010

Forte Stollen 

A character from the anime, Galaxy Angel. She is obsessed with guns, wears a monocle for god-knows-what-reason, has red hair, and talks like a man. Her last name is also the name of a german pastry. She looks like an anorexic toothpick with breast implants. (as most anime girls do)
I want to grab Forte Stollen's rack, but she'd probably shoot me if I did.
Forte Stollen by lolita_strawberry September 9, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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