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stolting 

To fall asleep randomly in the company of friends. Sometimes accompanied by snoring. Somehow retaining the ability to jump right back into the conversation.
Chris was stolting in the meeting again.
stolting by atmoshacks December 20, 2010
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Dirty Stollings 

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.
Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.
Dirty Stollings by DanielDbag March 9, 2020
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stilting 

To punctuate a conversation with pauses. Oftentimes, the pauses are because the person is coming up with witty puns.

Similar to the adverb "stiltedly".
Josh and Selome kept stilting the conversation with puns, but luckily Katelyn knew to expect this.

It was difficult to follow the conversation because both parties kept stiliting.
stilting by DylanSchiff July 26, 2010
when an animal jumps upwards with all four legs simultaneously.
"Do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow."
stotting by GSpot13 March 9, 2010

Stoating 

Scottish slang - used to describe something brilliant, or refering to someone as having skills
"...he picked up three chicks last night, that boy's stoating..."

Matt: Got us front row seats for that game!
Alex: Stoating!
Stoating by Skreebles September 21, 2011

stolking 

something delicious but at the same time kinda duuuurty
mmm stolking misss b****y mmmm
stolking by asdfasdf1234 June 20, 2007
Bowling while stoned. An activity enjoyed by many stoners.
"Let's go stoling this weekend."

"I ate six large fries while stoling last night, and still walked out hungry."

"Jim bowled a 300 in stoling last night."
Stoling by Buffaloosa October 28, 2012
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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