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Dirty Stollings 

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.
Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.
Dirty Stollings by DanielDbag March 9, 2020
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stilting 

To punctuate a conversation with pauses. Oftentimes, the pauses are because the person is coming up with witty puns.

Similar to the adverb "stiltedly".
Josh and Selome kept stilting the conversation with puns, but luckily Katelyn knew to expect this.

It was difficult to follow the conversation because both parties kept stiliting.
stilting by DylanSchiff July 26, 2010
when an animal jumps upwards with all four legs simultaneously.
"Do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow."
stotting by GSpot13 March 9, 2010

Stoating 

Scottish slang - used to describe something brilliant, or refering to someone as having skills
"...he picked up three chicks last night, that boy's stoating..."

Matt: Got us front row seats for that game!
Alex: Stoating!
Stoating by Skreebles September 21, 2011

stolking 

something delicious but at the same time kinda duuuurty
mmm stolking misss b****y mmmm
stolking by asdfasdf1234 June 20, 2007
Bowling while stoned. An activity enjoyed by many stoners.
"Let's go stoling this weekend."

"I ate six large fries while stoling last night, and still walked out hungry."

"Jim bowled a 300 in stoling last night."
Stoling by Buffaloosa October 28, 2012
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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