stojak
i was stojaked in the middle of the night
stojak by luke dangles March 17, 2008
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stonaker
When you are enjoying a meal with your friends and you prematurely get up and leave them, after telling them a random excuse such as "i need to study", just so you can go and play NCAA.
We all realised we had been stonakered by Liam when we returned to our room to find him playing NCAA and not studying, after he abruptly left the meal we were all enjoying at Bates.
stonaker by William Varllottonello December 17, 2008
Slojak
Slojak by kung poo in the loo October 3, 2018
Stojko
A way in which one takes drinks their coffee. 4 creams (or milk) and 4 sugars. Derived from the figure skater Elvis Stojko who was famous for completing a quadruple axle (4 360 degree turns in the air) in figure skating.
Stojko by Alabaster Noir September 20, 2010
peja stojakovic
One of the best 3 point shooters in the history of the NBA.
1.Larry Bird
2.Reggie Miller
3.PEJA STOJAKOVIC
Peja is number 16 and plays for the Sacramento Kings.
1.Larry Bird
2.Reggie Miller
3.PEJA STOJAKOVIC
Peja is number 16 and plays for the Sacramento Kings.
peja stojakovic by Vlade Rules May 13, 2005
stoaked
Unfortunately this is spelling is a bastardisation of the word 'stoked' which has its base in the 'stoking' of a fire - which basically gets it burning higher
Hence " I'm stoked" is the correct spelling - not "I'm stoaked"
Hence " I'm stoked" is the correct spelling - not "I'm stoaked"
stoaked by trueblue99 September 19, 2009
Stoaked
Ready to go, full of adrenaline and fired up for any challenge,usually involving steep mountains or homemade ramps.Common useage occurs mostly amongst mountain bike and skateboardy types. Others sportsmen do on occaision borrow this phrase.
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