stojak

to brutally t bag someone, Painfully

i was stojaked in the middle of the night

by luke dangles March 17, 2008

stonaker

When you are enjoying a meal with your friends and you prematurely get up and leave them, after telling them a random excuse such as "i need to study", just so you can go and play NCAA.

We all realised we had been stonakered by Liam when we returned to our room to find him playing NCAA and not studying, after he abruptly left the meal we were all enjoying at Bates.

by William Varllottonello December 17, 2008

Slojak

A dumb, retarded ass version of wojak. An example of a Slojak would be dan

"Water is an essential part of a submarine."
"shut up ya Slojak"

by kung poo in the loo October 3, 2018

Stojko

A way in which one takes drinks their coffee. 4 creams (or milk) and 4 sugars. Derived from the figure skater Elvis Stojko who was famous for completing a quadruple axle (4 360 degree turns in the air) in figure skating.

God damn it Darryl! I ordered a double double not a Stojko! I can't taste any coffee!

by Alabaster Noir September 20, 2010

peja stojakovic

One of the best 3 point shooters in the history of the NBA.

1.Larry Bird
2.Reggie Miller
3.PEJA STOJAKOVIC

Peja is number 16 and plays for the Sacramento Kings.

Damn he got a three-pointer in.
Ye, he pulled a Peja.

by Vlade Rules May 13, 2005

stoaked

Unfortunately this is spelling is a bastardisation of the word 'stoked' which has its base in the 'stoking' of a fire - which basically gets it burning higher

Hence " I'm stoked" is the correct spelling - not "I'm stoaked"

Stoaked - See entries under "stoked"

by trueblue99 September 19, 2009

Stoaked

Ready to go, full of adrenaline and fired up for any challenge,usually involving steep mountains or homemade ramps.Common useage occurs mostly amongst mountain bike and skateboardy types. Others sportsmen do on occaision borrow this phrase.

I'm like totally stoaked after that gnarly mountain dude.

I'm like gonna just go out there and pull off a 1080 man, cause i'm like totally stoaked dude.

by Handwing July 21, 2005