Stoaker 

An entertaining twitch stream who also dabbles in the occassional cat racism.

"I'm going to watch Stoaker's stream tonight" - Bill
"You watch Stoaker? That man's a cat racist!" - Kevin

Stoaker by Zemorius March 25, 2020

old stoaker 

An old perverted stalker.

Look at that old stoaker trying to chat up those young ladies

old stoaker by Paul Haggarty July 23, 2005

Stonker 

When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’

I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.

Stonker by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022

Straker

A Straker is the kind of person to stand up to anyone and doesn’t take shit from people. They probably are in shady activities and keep to themselves a lot. But if you are lucky enough to be a friend or family member just know they will always be loyal and protect you. Straker’s are not afraid of most things and will take a bullet for her close friends and family.

That Straker ended up in prison for her family

Straker by Nolies5743267 October 28, 2018

Do the snoaker 

Not replaying to messages

1)
- Have she already written back to you?
- No, she does the Snoaker.

2)
-This ugly girl writes to me, she wants to hang out.

-Do the Snoaker bro.

Do the snoaker by BonsaiTree386 February 5, 2020

stonaker 

When you are enjoying a meal with your friends and you prematurely get up and leave them, after telling them a random excuse such as "i need to study", just so you can go and play NCAA.

We all realised we had been stonakered by Liam when we returned to our room to find him playing NCAA and not studying, after he abruptly left the meal we were all enjoying at Bates.

stonaker by William Varllottonello December 17, 2008

Stoker 

One who is stoked

A stoker always tries to stay stoked in any situations they might find themselves in. Whether times are tough and trying, or everything seems to be flowin your way, a stoker always tries to stay enthusiastic and be positive.

Chad: "JT, did you see that guy just guzzle that 40 down with his Helix beer bong?"
J.T.: "I did dude, I was just talking to him earlier, he's a pretty rad guy. Very enthusiastic."
Chad: "We need more stokers like him."

Stoker by Unbendable Shaft August 7, 2018