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A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.
*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”
Stonks by thequifichuntlord July 8, 2019
When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald
News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks
Stonks by Random homo sapien June 14, 2019
The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade
When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"
Stonks by DankStonks June 17, 2019

Stocksbridge high school

Full of skets,school is facing bankruptcy,teachers leaving,students fiddling in art classrooms,illegal substances been smoked 24/7, schools drug dealer is Mr Ford aka stampy. You have the posh twats from deepcar and the ones from stocksbridge juniors who egos are far too high and the irrelevant high greeners. And the meme accounts that are getting taken down because teachers can’t take a joke. The year sevens who beef you about anything and the year 8,9&10’s who all smoke because they are ard.
Have you seen the imbreds that go to Stocksbridge High School
buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.
stonks
stonks by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

Steaks in the house

When You go to a place of anykind and see that there are a lot of nice looking women
Wow this bar has got steaks in the house tonight
Steaks in the house by Hef September 28, 2008