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Stonks
*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”
Stonks by thequifichuntlord July 8, 2019
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Stonks
Stonks by Random homo sapien June 14, 2019
Stonks
When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"
Stonks by DankStonks June 17, 2019
Stocksbridge high school
Full of skets,school is facing bankruptcy,teachers leaving,students fiddling in art classrooms,illegal substances been smoked 24/7, schools drug dealer is Mr Ford aka stampy. You have the posh twats from deepcar and the ones from stocksbridge juniors who egos are far too high and the irrelevant high greeners. And the meme accounts that are getting taken down because teachers can’t take a joke. The year sevens who beef you about anything and the year 8,9&10’s who all smoke because they are ard.
Stocksbridge high school by Orphans March 25, 2019
Steaks in the house
Steaks in the house by Hef September 28, 2008
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