stonaker

When you are enjoying a meal with your friends and you prematurely get up and leave them, after telling them a random excuse such as "i need to study", just so you can go and play NCAA.

We all realised we had been stonakered by Liam when we returned to our room to find him playing NCAA and not studying, after he abruptly left the meal we were all enjoying at Bates.

by William Varllottonello December 17, 2008

Stonker

When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’

I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.

by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022

Stonker

British Informal Slang

An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.

Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!

by Retrogradesheep April 12, 2014

stonker

Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.

Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.

by Dan Fox July 18, 2003

Plinky stonker

Something that does not exist, used for asking someone if they have it.

"Do you have the plinky stonker?"
"No, what's that?"
"Guess you don't have it."

by I have sex daily July 9, 2021

Stonkered

Past tense of 'to stonker'. Meaning to destroy someone during sexual intercourse leaving them unable to walk.

"Y'know Adam? Well, he was upstairs with Jennifer last night and he absolutely stonkered her!"

by BuffaloJoe1 May 12, 2015

Raging stonker

A prolonged boner of the raging variety.
Can be used interchangably with
Stonking rager.

Christ love, that Jeremy Corbyn press release gave me a raging stonker.

by Infinite-empire June 30, 2018