Slojak

A dumb, retarded ass version of wojak. An example of a Slojak would be dan

"Water is an essential part of a submarine."
"shut up ya Slojak"

by kung poo in the loo October 3, 2018

Slovakian Traffic Stop

A place for people to have large orgys consisting of high amounts of Slovakian Traffic Cone

Hey, this girl is holding a Slovakian Traffic stop you wanna go

by Osama bin commiting terrorism January 13, 2022

slojan

Drinking a beverage out of a condom

Jartholomew: What's a slojan
Jameson: Slojan deez nuts
Lagone: “MY FUCKING MIC CSNT HESR SHIT FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT WASTE OF SPERM BITCH”

by leetus May 23, 2021

slovak thunder

A drink that is half tap water and half the cheapest vodka you can find.

I ordered 4 slovak thunders for my friends because I only had $4 in my wallet.

by STKazaam October 28, 2013

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law

The rule that 60% of definitions on Urban Dictionary are made up by the person making the entry.

The infamous "Slovakian Traffic Cone" Urban Dictionary entry is an example of The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law. As in, it was likely made up by the guy who posted it. There was no such thing as the Slovakian Traffic Cone before that entry was made. I hope.

by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

Slovakian Bricklayer

The act of busting a nut between a chick's tits, then holding them together until it hardens.

So this skamk asked me to tittyfuck her. I held out until she fell asleep, then I gave her the Slovakian Bricklayer.

by tbaggz31 February 17, 2010

slovakian extruder

A sex act ever the man is pounding the vagina and the woman proceeds to evacuate her bowels, timing it to inch out at each stroke

Dude, you wouldn't believe how nasty Heather is. She actually asked for the Slovakian extruder last night...there was shit all over when we go done!!

by Johnson diggle September 25, 2017