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Stockholmed

Most commonly seen in university/college residences. The act of eventually sleeping with someone, who was previously deemed subpar as a result of unfortunately close living/working arraignments and persistent efforts of seduction over time.

and/or A method of seduction in which one uses prolonged close living/working arrangements to their advantage to eventually convince an individual to sleep with them.
"Did you hear ___ and ___ hooked up?"
"I thought she hated him at the beginning of the year???"
"She did, he totally stockholmed her."
by stockholmed June 18, 2009
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Sometimes, stocklolmed can go both ways
also, "did you hear _ and _ hooked up?"
"I thought she liked latinos and he is asian, and he liked asians and she is african"
"They did, they totally stockholmed themselves"
by stockholmeds September 4, 2009
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reverse stockholmed

Have sexual intercourse with an cross breed animal such as a Liger (Lion / Tiger) or a Gironkey (Giraffe / Donkey) or a HippoCrocoPig (Hippopotamus / Corcodile / Pig). The animals do not necessarily have to be real, but represent the spririt of ugly people.
I reverse stockholmed the shit out of that Gironkey last night
by Ben DDDDOOOOOOG September 25, 2010
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Stockholm Invaders FC

A football club from Stockholm, Sweden.
"Stockholm Invaders FC was initially dubbed Gute Invaders"
by I-T-B December 9, 2016
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International Stockholm Invaders Skiing

The International Stockholm Invaders Skiing team had their first training camp of 2017 in Orsa.
by I-T-B February 3, 2017
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Stockholm Syndrome

You might know it as the popular song by One Direction but it is a real syndrome.
Stockholm syndrome is a syndrome that is gained during being kidnapped. You begin to gain positive feelings for that person usually of the opposite sex. The main reason for obtaining Stockholm Syndrome is the kidnapper telling the captor that they will no kill them or if they feed them on a regular basis.

The captor begins to feel grateful and think of them as a good person or even start to gain feelings for their kidnapper not wanting to be rescued.

When they are rescued they talk about their captor as good or even loving person.
Belle from 'Beauty and The Beast' is said to have Stockholm Syndrome.

person 1, "Look at that girl on the TV, she just got rescued from that awful man."
person 2, "Whats's she saying?"
person 1, "That he was a great person. But he kidnapped her!"
by Daisy Tomlinson January 14, 2017
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Stockhold Syndrome

This occurs when you cant let go of a certain stock. Whether it soars to the moon or sinks to hell, a person with Stockhold Syndrome will never sell their shares.

Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: lets sell all our shares, buy some shorts, and crash this stock's price! Maybe we'll crash the market too while we're at it!

Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.

Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!

Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.
by Dusty Knuckles March 26, 2021
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