stock broker 

a boy who invests in a girl while she is still young to see her grow up to be fine

buddy invested in her when she was a freshman what a stock broker.

stock broker by wolfofelementarystreet March 4, 2022

Stonk Broker

an individual who trades cryptocurrency on blockchain.

“After years of trading cryptocurrencies and navigating decentralized markets on the blockchain, he became known as a Stonk Broker.”

Stonk Broker by Nana a w hufb August 7, 2026

Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks 

This is simply the year 2014; when viewed from above, the, "4" looks like some broken sticks.

From a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters:

New Year's Day (0-01-14) {or "2014 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?

Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks by Telephony December 30, 2013

Storkbroker 

1. a Marketplace for baby & kid items
2. a Community of informed parents
3. plural for one who deals in the fun biz of buying & selling baby & kid items.

Whenever my kids outgrow an item of clothing, I sell it on Storkbrokers.com.

Storkbroker by MI-5 July 13, 2011

stockbrokeresque 

An adjective used to describe a man/women who plays with others' money. They feel as if they've "worked" after taking extreme risks and experience large temporary financial gains due to market volatility and risky investment practices.

The person being described usually drives an expensive car and wears expensive suits. They seem to be good with numbers, but probably couldn't pass a college algebra class.

He's stockbrokeresque. He'll win your confidence and lose your money.

stockbrokeresque by Big Idiot April 23, 2006

stockbroker 

Self-styled masters of the universe. Usually young, white, and graduates of preppy schools. They have no morals.

Fuck all stockbrokers, cuz they're so eager to steal money from real hard-working Americans.

stockbroker by bigtones December 11, 2004

stockbroken 

The post-broking state of people after a stockbroker has serviced them.

However these clients usually end up on the wrong end of the said service.

I just saw Amy, she just got off the phone with her stockbroker, her face said it all -- she was totally stockbroken.

stockbroken by Shizuma April 7, 2008