Stonk

Crypto-currency used by few, out Purchased by bitcoin.
Tom: Hey have you baught any Stonk yet?
Jim: nah they are to pricey
by Stonk Investor March 05, 2018
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Used to address a messy person/situation
by Vee Vee November 06, 2009
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A word that used to mean a Comic Relief dance and for some reason now means an erection.
Robert - "Check it out Mike has a stonk on!"
by Robert Graysmith August 22, 2007
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Stonk refers to the feeling of arousal, in general. It can be used in place of a general good feeling or amazement.

For example "Man this band gives me stonk".

It can also be used to replace other related terms such as "Hard-On".

For instance "Man, this chick gives me serious stonk-on"
It's almost the end of work, time for pre-freedom anticipation stonk!
by DreadEd209 January 25, 2011
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by Stonkus August 24, 2019
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When you're both drunk AND stoned
Damn! I barely got home, I was so stonked!
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(noun): An object/creature that is in general or at that time emitting a horrendous odor.

Taken from the pattern in the word song, a song is a noun, to sing is the action of vocalizing music, sang, is it in the past-tense as well as sung, and so the word stonk is thought of in the same sense as that of the word song.
Man, you're such a stonk!

That ham's now a complete stonk.
by The Cactus January 09, 2009
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