stonk 

a stonk is a financial asset that only goes up, no matter what

Tesla is the best stonk the world has ever seen.

stonk by stonk market ceo September 3, 2020

stonk 

World War II British slang for a massed artillery bombardment on an enemy position.

5th Battery'll be stonking Jerry in the morning!

stonk by Anon. October 1, 2003

Stonk 

Crypto-currency used by few, out Purchased by bitcoin.

Tom: Hey have you baught any Stonk yet?
Jim: nah they are to pricey

Stonk by Stonk Investor March 5, 2018

Stonk 

Used to address a messy person/situation

Oh what a stonk mess!

Stonk by Vee Vee November 6, 2009

stonk 

1) Power
2) Control

Can also be used as a verb - stonked

That guy is full of stonk

stonk by River Dove February 19, 2004

Stonk 

A word that used to mean a Comic Relief dance and for some reason now means an erection.

Robert - "Check it out Mike has a stonk on!"

Stonk by Robert Graysmith August 27, 2007

Stonk 

Stonk refers to the feeling of arousal, in general. It can be used in place of a general good feeling or amazement.

For example "Man this band gives me stonk".

It can also be used to replace other related terms such as "Hard-On".

For instance "Man, this chick gives me serious stonk-on"

It's almost the end of work, time for pre-freedom anticipation stonk!

Stonk by DreadEd209 January 25, 2011