bigtones's definitions

darth vader

Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.

I wish he was MY dad.

by bigtones October 5, 2004

e-racist

The person too scared to reveal their racist feelings in person (for fear of ridicule or getting beat the fuck up), so they revert to blogs and/or forum posts on the internet to show their prejudice for people of other races/creeds/religions etc.

-Video of a white kid faceplanting on a skateboard:
E-racist post: lol, that kid got pwwwned...

-Video of a black kid faceplanting on a skateboard:
E-racist post: LMAO, sparkling wiggle got destroyed!!! Whats the matter, too much fried chicken and watermelon? Lol pour some grape soda over it, you'll feel fine. Maybe you should go back to basketball, coon!

by bigtones August 5, 2007

Spitzerfiable

Adjective; A way of describing anything that you would be willing to pay $4100 to do. Derived from former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer's expensive hour with a hooker.

Guy 1:"Yo look at that bittie right there. She's pretty smokin. Think she's Spitzerfiable?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no! She looks like a dude! No way I'd throw down 4 grand for her sloppy ass."

by bigtones March 13, 2008

bust a columbine

When a person (most likely a disgruntled student) takes a gun to school with the intention of killing multiple people in said school.

Victor was gonna bust a columbine, but he got caught.

by bigtones July 23, 2004

RIAA

Acronym for Rich Industrial Assholes Anonymous.

They think they can control the system, but they don't realize that they're gonna lose eventually.

by bigtones January 31, 2005

George Lucas

A great visionary storyteller, and the man who created Star Wars. Lately, he's been too influenced by the money and the technology involved in filmmaking, rather than the story of the prequels. That's why the new movies suffer.

I think of him as Darth Lucas.

by bigtones October 7, 2004

P. Diddy

Is gonna get shot once Shyne gets out of jail.

You heard it here first. Remember that.

by bigtones November 9, 2004