bigtones's definitions

republican

The party in which the wealth exceeds the IQ 1000 to 1.

George W. Bush, Bush Sr, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon, Herbert Hoover... See what I mean??

by bigtones December 18, 2004

Joe Biden

Delaware senator running for vice-president in the 2008 election on the democratic ticket under Barack Obama.

Person 1: "Joe Biden did well in the debate last night."

Person 2: "Maybe, but he's not as adorable as Sarah Palin."

Person 1: "Well, I'm glad you know what to look for in your potential leaders. God bless America."

by bigtones January 16, 2009

outcast

Simply a person who does not fit into any social hierachy, be it school, work, sports, etc.

"He's not as cool or as good looking as us. And he thinks he's making a point by treating us like we are invisible. What an outcast."
--Sample outward impression.

by bigtones June 11, 2006

lil wayne

Accidentally shot himself in the chest once.

And that's the damn truth! Look it up if you don't believe me!

by bigtones January 13, 2005

christmas

1. The 25th day of December.
2. In America, the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday.

That way, Christians can go to their Christmas services, while everyone else can reflect on the true meaning of separation of church and state.

by bigtones September 6, 2006

zac efron

The latest throwaway bubblegum-pop teenybopper idol. Starred in such 'hits' as High School Musical and Hairspray. Will be forgotten once he gains a little weight or does his first stint in rehab for substance abuse.

Zac Efron is destined for one of those VH1 reality shows about washed-up celebs.

by bigtones August 26, 2007

karamo

The Real World's narrow-minded homosexual (the irony is thick, huh??) and the most annoying character in the history of reality television.

- "My daddy made me read, OK?! I read books, black books, mind you, and that turned me off to connecting with other races!!!"

-"I've been checked by cops in clubs 147 times, OK, man? It violates me! I am such a victim!! Boo-hoo-hoo!!"

-"Do you know how hard it is being black, and gay?? You guys don't know anyhting about struggle! I'm Karamo, man, and God has given everyone so much, and me so little!!"

What a loser...

by bigtones January 11, 2005