A person who carries out dealings with birds of the Ciconiidae variety.
May involve buying, selling, growing and also delisting of such
said avian species.
Usually a storkbroker carries out his or her activities in a regulared stork Exchange, such as the London Stork Exchange, the New
York Stork Exchange, or the
Tokyo Stork Exchange. According to regulations trading storks at arms length is currently mandatory for safety reasons, particularly to avoid being pecked in the nether regions.
The stork broker
may also trade future contracts on storks for future delivery.
Requisites for storkbroking are passing the stork exchange regulation exam (usually "Rules, regulations and safety precautions in Stork Broking") and also the analysis exam "Storks : Product
knowledge, analysis and slaughtering methods".
Did you hear about Jim the storkbroker?
He short-slaughtered 10 000
African Spoonbills and
covered back at closing to make a
huge profit!
