An environmentally friendly, totally non-radioactive variant of the hugely unpopular H-Bomb.
Goes *plop* on detonation instead of *kaboom*, and the payload is extremely beneficial to plant life.
Also, it is easy to construct using a mere plastic bag and lots of di-hydrogen monoxide.
Goes *plop* on detonation instead of *kaboom*, and the payload is extremely beneficial to plant life.
Also, it is easy to construct using a mere plastic bag and lots of di-hydrogen monoxide.
After they dropped that 20 Kiloton H2O bomb on Saudi Arabia, Oasises started sprouting everywhere! It's incredible!
by Shizuma April 15, 2008
The bureaucrats (usually men) in the Government who make you go "GAH" every time you have a reasonable request denied because of red tape.
Derived from "government"
Derived from "government"
The Gahmen refused to allow us to carry out urgent repairs on our building until two weeks later because of the mandatory 2 weeks waiting period.
by Shizuma January 31, 2008
A southeast-Asian / southern China (if you can tell the difference) dish of pan-fried noodles with eggs, the nominal amount of vegetables and copious amouts of meat (usually chicken, pork or beef, or dog/cat sometimes if bought in southern China)
It tastes pretty good, which gives rise to the "fun" part of "Hor Fun" (say 'ho fun ).
It tastes pretty good, which gives rise to the "fun" part of "Hor Fun" (say 'ho fun ).
"My gawd what a DISH this is, absolutely the best hor fun I ever had" Bill exclaimed.
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Occassionally lonesome sailors on shore leave after long voyages will prowl the streets looking for hor fun, too.
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Occassionally lonesome sailors on shore leave after long voyages will prowl the streets looking for hor fun, too.
by Shizuma April 03, 2008
A department of company put in charge of exploiting staff to the highest return-to-wage ratio.
This goal is usually carried out without actually expanding the employee's capabilities, but by either raising workload or lowering wages instead.
This goal is usually carried out without actually expanding the employee's capabilities, but by either raising workload or lowering wages instead.
The Inhuman Resource department directed the serf to the production line, where she would spend 10 hours a day inserting microchips into the circuit boards.
by Shizuma January 09, 2008
Rioters News is a main provider of bad news to the world, along with Gloomberg and also APE News.
Unlike the other news channels, Rioters news provides news only in print/form. Not very useful if you are by5Lexi)
Unlike the other news channels, Rioters news provides news only in print/form. Not very useful if you are by5Lexi)
Richard was totally bummed when Rioters news told him the whole neighbourhood of his vacation home in Florida had been ripped apart by a hurricane.
by Shizuma April 07, 2008
A person who carries out dealings with birds of the Ciconiidae variety. May involve buying, selling, growing and also delisting of such said avian species.
Usually a storkbroker carries out his or her activities in a regulared stork Exchange, such as the London Stork Exchange, the New York Stork Exchange, or the Tokyo Stork Exchange. According to regulations trading storks at arms length is currently mandatory for safety reasons, particularly to avoid being pecked in the nether regions.
The stork broker may also trade future contracts on storks for future delivery.
Requisites for storkbroking are passing the stork exchange regulation exam (usually "Rules, regulations and safety precautions in Stork Broking") and also the analysis exam "Storks : Product knowledge, analysis and slaughtering methods".
Usually a storkbroker carries out his or her activities in a regulared stork Exchange, such as the London Stork Exchange, the New York Stork Exchange, or the Tokyo Stork Exchange. According to regulations trading storks at arms length is currently mandatory for safety reasons, particularly to avoid being pecked in the nether regions.
The stork broker may also trade future contracts on storks for future delivery.
Requisites for storkbroking are passing the stork exchange regulation exam (usually "Rules, regulations and safety precautions in Stork Broking") and also the analysis exam "Storks : Product knowledge, analysis and slaughtering methods".
Did you hear about Jim the storkbroker?
He short-slaughtered 10 000 African Spoonbills and covered back at closing to make a huge profit!
He short-slaughtered 10 000 African Spoonbills and covered back at closing to make a huge profit!
by Shizuma April 03, 2008
Unknown to Internet users, Mozilla is, in fact, the not-so-irradiated cousin of Godzilla.
Where Godzilla has incredible strength, Mozilla itself is frequently frustrated by websites designed only for the dreaded Internet Explorer.
Currently Mozilla has a disowned child: the Seamonkey, which split from it while they were living together as a big happy family with Godzilla and Mozilla.
Where Godzilla has incredible strength, Mozilla itself is frequently frustrated by websites designed only for the dreaded Internet Explorer.
Currently Mozilla has a disowned child: the Seamonkey, which split from it while they were living together as a big happy family with Godzilla and Mozilla.
I was surfing the information superhighway safely and happily with Mozilla when *bang*, I slammed into a website designed only for Internet Explorer. Immediately, I left in disgust
by Shizuma April 07, 2008