hor fun

A southeast-Asian / southern China (if you can tell the difference) dish of pan-fried noodles with eggs, the nominal amount of vegetables and copious amouts of meat (usually chicken, pork or beef, or dog/cat sometimes if bought in southern China)

It tastes pretty good, which gives rise to the "fun" part of "Hor Fun" (say 'ho fun ).
"My gawd what a DISH this is, absolutely the best hor fun I ever had" Bill exclaimed.
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Occassionally lonesome sailors on shore leave after long voyages will prowl the streets looking for hor fun, too.
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Analgram

The time-wasting effort by anally retentive persons in searching or formulating algorithms for anagrams
After 3 years of hard work, the researchers could not find an analgram for the phrase "Statue of Liberty"
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Rioters

Rioters News is a main provider of bad news to the world, along with Gloomberg and also APE News.

Unlike the other news channels, Rioters news provides news only in print/form. Not very useful if you are by5Lexi)
Richard was totally bummed when Rioters news told him the whole neighbourhood of his vacation home in Florida had been ripped apart by a hurricane.
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storkbroker

A person who carries out dealings with birds of the Ciconiidae variety. May involve buying, selling, growing and also delisting of such said avian species.

Usually a storkbroker carries out his or her activities in a regulared stork Exchange, such as the London Stork Exchange, the New York Stork Exchange, or the Tokyo Stork Exchange. According to regulations trading storks at arms length is currently mandatory for safety reasons, particularly to avoid being pecked in the nether regions.

The stork broker may also trade future contracts on storks for future delivery.

Requisites for storkbroking are passing the stork exchange regulation exam (usually "Rules, regulations and safety precautions in Stork Broking") and also the analysis exam "Storks : Product knowledge, analysis and slaughtering methods".
Did you hear about Jim the storkbroker?
He short-slaughtered 10 000 African Spoonbills and covered back at closing to make a huge profit!
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GIC

Government of Singapore, Incorporated. A shadowy organization of men and women of all races, in non-descript, government-mandated black or grey suits.

Their net worth is unknown, modus operandi mysterious. GIC has recently pumped close to US$9billion into tanking Swiss bank Credit Suisse, in exchange for convertible notes.

GIC has started being more 'transparent' of late, showing the public some facets of itself.
"Oh ho! Your bank is failing, mate?" The Australian bank CEO was surprised at the shadow the man in grey suit and sunglasses cast over his supine body on the beach.

Despite the unseasonably hot weather, the man was barely perspiring.

"THE GIC is going to make you an offer you can't refuse..." the man said.
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H2O bomb

An environmentally friendly, totally non-radioactive variant of the hugely unpopular H-Bomb.

Goes *plop* on detonation instead of *kaboom*, and the payload is extremely beneficial to plant life.

Also, it is easy to construct using a mere plastic bag and lots of di-hydrogen monoxide.
After they dropped that 20 Kiloton H2O bomb on Saudi Arabia, Oasises started sprouting everywhere! It's incredible!
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APE news

APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.
Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time
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