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Rioters News is a main provider of bad news to the world, along with Gloomberg and also APE News.
Unlike the other news channels, Rioters news provides news only in print/form. Not very useful if you are by5Lexi)
Unlike the other news channels, Rioters news provides news only in print/form. Not very useful if you are by5Lexi)
Richard was totally bummed when Rioters news told him the whole neighbourhood of his vacation home in Florida had been ripped apart by a hurricane.
by Shizuma April 7, 2008
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Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time
by Shizuma April 7, 2008
Get the APE news mug.The time-wasting effort by anally retentive persons in searching or formulating algorithms for anagrams
After 3 years of hard work, the researchers could not find an analgram for the phrase "Statue of Liberty"
by Shizuma January 14, 2008
Get the Analgram mug.A person who carries out dealings with birds of the Ciconiidae variety. May involve buying, selling, growing and also delisting of such said avian species.
Usually a storkbroker carries out his or her activities in a regulared stork Exchange, such as the London Stork Exchange, the New York Stork Exchange, or the Tokyo Stork Exchange. According to regulations trading storks at arms length is currently mandatory for safety reasons, particularly to avoid being pecked in the nether regions.
The stork broker may also trade future contracts on storks for future delivery.
Requisites for storkbroking are passing the stork exchange regulation exam (usually "Rules, regulations and safety precautions in Stork Broking") and also the analysis exam "Storks : Product knowledge, analysis and slaughtering methods".
Usually a storkbroker carries out his or her activities in a regulared stork Exchange, such as the London Stork Exchange, the New York Stork Exchange, or the Tokyo Stork Exchange. According to regulations trading storks at arms length is currently mandatory for safety reasons, particularly to avoid being pecked in the nether regions.
The stork broker may also trade future contracts on storks for future delivery.
Requisites for storkbroking are passing the stork exchange regulation exam (usually "Rules, regulations and safety precautions in Stork Broking") and also the analysis exam "Storks : Product knowledge, analysis and slaughtering methods".
Did you hear about Jim the storkbroker?
He short-slaughtered 10 000 African Spoonbills and covered back at closing to make a huge profit!
He short-slaughtered 10 000 African Spoonbills and covered back at closing to make a huge profit!
by Shizuma April 3, 2008
Get the storkbroker mug."this is not a drill message" -- implying the following messages are not simulation or exercise related message but of vital and usually life/death importance
"Charlie one five, Zulu four zero, no duff message, Zimmerman is down, Zimmerman is down"
"Zulu four zero, charlie one five, medic on the way"
"Zulu four zero, charlie one five, medic on the way"
by Shizuma April 16, 2008
Get the no duff mug.The post-broking state of people after a stockbroker has serviced them.
However these clients usually end up on the wrong end of the said service.
However these clients usually end up on the wrong end of the said service.
I just saw Amy, she just got off the phone with her stockbroker, her face said it all -- she was totally stockbroken.
by Shizuma April 7, 2008
Get the stockbroken mug.Unknown to Internet users, Mozilla is, in fact, the not-so-irradiated cousin of Godzilla.
Where Godzilla has incredible strength, Mozilla itself is frequently frustrated by websites designed only for the dreaded Internet Explorer.
Currently Mozilla has a disowned child: the Seamonkey, which split from it while they were living together as a big happy family with Godzilla and Mozilla.
Where Godzilla has incredible strength, Mozilla itself is frequently frustrated by websites designed only for the dreaded Internet Explorer.
Currently Mozilla has a disowned child: the Seamonkey, which split from it while they were living together as a big happy family with Godzilla and Mozilla.
I was surfing the information superhighway safely and happily with Mozilla when *bang*, I slammed into a website designed only for Internet Explorer. Immediately, I left in disgust
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