stilesexual

When you are in deep love with Stiles Stilinski and would get ran over by a sexy blue jeep for him.

Someone: what is your sexuality?
Me: oh I’m stilesexual

by Sterikship123 December 31, 2020

skelesexual

being sexually attracted to skeletal things.

person x: hey bby how about we hook up

skeleton fucker: ew wtf fleshie im skelesexual

person x: what

skeleton fucker: hold on lemme get the sulfuric acid brb

by palephalanges March 27, 2016

stevesexual

a person being attracted to steve harrington from stranger things

me: hey mum, im stevesexual. i really am in love with steve from stranger things.
mum: that’s totally ok with me! he is a hottie!

by stranger_thingzzz47 January 1, 2021

stilessexual

Being attracted to Stiles Stilinski from the show Teen Wolf.

I’m stilessexual and I am in love with him.

by Dracos.wife.20 June 22, 2021

stovesexual

You identify as a stove and you are sexual attracted to stoves

Son: mom I have to tell you something
Mom: what is it son?

Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom: son I am proud of you for being you and being so brave for coming out to me

Son: thanks my I love you
Mom: I love you too

by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020

stonesexual

a sexual orientation in which someone or something is sexually attracted to stones.

stonesexuals often praise memes are their gods, (e.i. stoneism ) and make jeli edits.

Dani: oh hey, did you hear that Josh is now stonesexual?
Kai: yeah, i helped him in his initiation of spreading his ass cheeks for stones!

by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

slimesexual

when a person is not gay, bisexual, or straight, not anything! they’re actually, slimesexual. meaning they’re attracted to people who only like young thug, or people who like young thug!

“i’m not gay! i’m slat!!!”
“im not straight, im slimesexual!!”
“we don’t say slay, we say SLAT.”

by tonguebiter August 31, 2021