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sulesexual

basically, you’re attracted to the sexiest man alive <33
Cierra:Nicole whats your sexuality?
Nicole:Oh my god girl, im sulesexual!!
sulesexual by steamszzz June 4, 2022

Sulesexual

Sulesexual is when someone is SEXUALLY attracted to the biggest monkey alive.
"OMG I think I am Sulesexual"-Almost every Bishop East gyal

stilesexual 

When you are in deep love with Stiles Stilinski and would get ran over by a sexy blue jeep for him.
Someone: what is your sexuality?
Me: oh I’m stilesexual
stilesexual by Sterikship123 December 31, 2020

Susiesexual

Non-binary gender for those who are sexually exclusive to women called Susie.
When completing the application form, Stuart was surprised to see only 'Male' and 'Female' sexualities. Stuarts obsession for one particular Susie made him a self-confessed Susiesexual.

skelesexual 

being sexually attracted to skeletal things.
person x: hey bby how about we hook up

skeleton fucker: ew wtf fleshie im skelesexual

person x: what

skeleton fucker: hold on lemme get the sulfuric acid brb
skelesexual by palephalanges March 27, 2016

solosexual 

adjective or noun. One who prefers masturbation over other forms of sex.
Gloria Stewart, actress and solosexual said: "I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it’s probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. I had and have no guilt whatsoever when it comes to pleasuring myself."
solosexual by hotwhispers October 28, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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