Skeletal

A state of being in which a hangover is so unpleasant that it renders the person unable to walk in a normal fashion. The person's stride is slow, erratic, and languid--thus resembling reanimated fleshless dead. If one goes "skeletal" they will undoubtedly lose an entire day to their hangover and will not be able to perform basic tasks.

The noun form is "skeletor". A skeletor typically spends his entire day watching TV from a couch while wearing sunglasses. He will move only to vomit.

~20 year old shuffles into kitchen on New Year's Day~
"I want to shit, but I know if I do, I'll throw up."
"John, you went skeletal dude."

~Two guys at party~
"Im on my sixth shot and we've only been here a half hour."
"Sam, you're gonna be goin skeletal by midnight."

Skeletal by !KombatKing! January 5, 2011

skeletal

Used to say ‘boring’ or ‘dead’.

That party was so skeletal!

skeletal by rickrolleddd09 December 22, 2023

Skeletal

1. Related of a skeleton, especially a corpse

2. Something resembling a skeleton—like when something looks bony, bare, or stripped down to the framework.

1. In the murky water of the Halifax Bay. Malik, Sandra and Franklin were exploring the abandoned Cargo ship the MV Lizie J. While exploring the old danish built vessel, they saw something white and metallic from underwater reflecting the sunlight. Curious by this metallic object, they submerged themselves underwater. while going deeper they discovered a white Honda fit half buried on the sea bed tilted on its left side, algae and barnacles covered most of the car’s exterior. Inside, was the skeletal remains of a man in the driver seat.

2. The World Trade Center oculus has this weird skeletal look, with the structure resembling a rib cage.

Skeletal by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025

Skeletal Lamping 

Shoving a high powered light bulb up someones ass, and turning it on so that their bones show through as if from an x-ray machine.

We didn't have health insurance so we used skeletal lamping to see if any of his bones were broken.

Skeletal Lamping by Alice McBatman September 17, 2010

skeletal cruiser

When you have sex with a girl and grab onto her ribcage and lift her up and down
You could even go Skeletal Cruising (When you dive around looking for ladies you would want to skeletal cruise)

Last night i gave her a skeletal cruiser.
Last night I skeletal cruised Mindy.
Hey Arlis want to go look for ladies to Skeletal cruise tonight.

skeletal cruiser by RYAN MARIN April 23, 2007

Skeletal Muscle 

Skeletal muscle is one of the three types of muscle in the body. The tissue attaches itself to bone and represents a large portion of body weight on a human body.

The contraction of these muscles is responsible for movement in the body.

Person 1: *moves their arm*
Person 2: "Damn bro that's some fine usage of your skeletal muscles"

Skeletal Muscle by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Skeletal Remains 

One out of a few death metal bands within these modern shitty days that's brutal as fuck within an old fashioned way. Based out of Whittier, California. With influences like Death, Obituary, Pestilence, Gorguts, etc., This band definitely knows what the fuck they're doing when it comes to making music. Yeah, the band has gone through 10 members already while the frontman and guitarist Chris Monroy is one out of two of the original members of the band, but who gives a fuck! The band has it's original roots from when they first started and it's amazing how they would keep it that way! Skeletal Remains has released four studio albums and soon to record their fifth one anytime this year. Their later material has been played with seven strings as well which makes their shit even more brutal! but again, it's all original roots. No way they're letting themselves go! So if you like old fashioned death metal and looking for a newer band that plays that type of shit, then Skeletal Remains is the perfect band for you! They definitely kick ass no matter what!

Dude! You gotta check out Skeletal Remains! They're fucking awesome! It's pretty rare these days to find true death metal that has an old fashioned style like all other death metal bands in the 90s! Check them out now! You'll never regret listening to them!!!

Skeletal Remains by Shb99 May 8, 2023