sternball

A term used to describe questionable events, bullshit decisions, and retarded ref calls in the NBA that are no doubt overseen by Commissioner David Stern.

The fuck? A Lakers five-peat? Mah nigga, this is sternball in full effect...

by DeutscheBagge May 16, 2011

steveballing

Similar to speedballing, steveballing is the simultaneous consumption of cocaine and steroids. Named after Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.

Just watch the "Developers! Developers! Developers!" speech. That guy was steveballing hard.

by SpeedCoderDex November 22, 2010

stepball

A Ball game played against steps, preferably made of concrete and about 4-5 steps high. There are normally 2 players, an outfielder and a batter. The batter would throw a tennis ball directly at the step in an attempt to make it bounce from the steps and fly in the air. The outfielder would attempt to catch the ball to cause an "out". The rules are similar to baseball, except there is no need to run around bases. The base count was determined by the distance the ball traveled and hit the ground after it was thrown into the steps.

"Let's play Stepball!"
"I got my tenni roofed by Johnny because I beat him 5-0 in Stepball."

by Chewy April 1, 2005

spermball

An annoying little cunt. Known as that spermball that snuck through his mother's clunge defences.

Guy 1: Hey look, it's Jamie, actually is it Kev? Or is it Harry-Norway?
Guy 2: Man, who gives a fuck, it's a spermball nonetheless.

by Golden Glory August 14, 2008

stepballs

Your stepfather. A term reserved for a particularly unloved stepfather. Goes well with the uncomplimentary name for a stepmother- stepmuff.

"Do I really have to get a present for my stepfather on fathers day? He's such a douche"

"No frackin' way man your stepballs sucks!"

by KarmaCorn July 10, 2009

sterndale Stud

When you live in sterndale, you become the top shagger and have no problem going for 3 rounds one after another.

Reece: I gave her three rounds last night not problem at all. I’m a proper sterndale stud

Jamie : you’re a twat

by Big J B June 29, 2022

steamballed

When you're the last guy in the steam room and the only place to stand is directly above the steam vent, making a direct hit on one's nuts

Oh man, I'm late again and am gonna get steamballed.

by wimmyjeil February 26, 2011