sternball
A term used to describe questionable events, bullshit decisions, and retarded ref calls in the NBA that are no doubt overseen by Commissioner David Stern.
sternball by DeutscheBagge May 16, 2011
steveballing
Similar to speedballing, steveballing is the simultaneous consumption of cocaine and steroids. Named after Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.
steveballing by SpeedCoderDex November 22, 2010
Related Words
sternball • sturnball • stepball • steamballed • Steelballer • steezball • stereoballs • sternal • Sternalanche • sterndale Stud
stepball
A Ball game played against steps, preferably made of concrete and about 4-5 steps high. There are normally 2 players, an outfielder and a batter. The batter would throw a tennis ball directly at the step in an attempt to make it bounce from the steps and fly in the air. The outfielder would attempt to catch the ball to cause an "out". The rules are similar to baseball, except there is no need to run around bases. The base count was determined by the distance the ball traveled and hit the ground after it was thrown into the steps.
spermball
Guy 1: Hey look, it's Jamie, actually is it Kev? Or is it Harry-Norway?
Guy 2: Man, who gives a fuck, it's a spermball nonetheless.
Guy 2: Man, who gives a fuck, it's a spermball nonetheless.
spermball by Golden Glory August 14, 2008
stepballs
Your stepfather. A term reserved for a particularly unloved stepfather. Goes well with the uncomplimentary name for a stepmother- stepmuff.
sterndale Stud
When you live in sterndale, you become the top shagger and have no problem going for 3 rounds one after another.
Reece: I gave her three rounds last night not problem at all. I’m a proper sterndale stud
Jamie : you’re a twat
Jamie : you’re a twat
sterndale Stud by Big J B June 29, 2022
steamballed
When you're the last guy in the steam room and the only place to stand is directly above the steam vent, making a direct hit on one's nuts
steamballed by wimmyjeil February 26, 2011
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!