Definitions by KarmaCorn
stepmuff
Your stepmother. Title usually given to a stepmother who is not popular with the stepchildren. Pairs nicely with the derogatory term for stepfather- stepballs.
"You're buying someone a birthday present from 7-eleven?"
"Yeah, it's for my stepmuff."
"Wow, I didn't know you cared that much for her."
"Yeah, it's for my stepmuff."
"Wow, I didn't know you cared that much for her."
stepballs
Your stepfather. A term reserved for a particularly unloved stepfather. Goes well with the uncomplimentary name for a stepmother- stepmuff.
"Do I really have to get a present for my stepfather on fathers day? He's such a douche"
"No frackin' way man your stepballs sucks!"
"No frackin' way man your stepballs sucks!"