sturnball 

a ball created by mashing down someone's face and compressing it into a sphere; can be used to play ball sports such as baseball, soccer, basketball and tennis

'pass the motherfucking sturnball before i mash your own face in'

sturnball by sturnballmaker June 18, 2009

sternball 

A term used to describe questionable events, bullshit decisions, and retarded ref calls in the NBA that are no doubt overseen by Commissioner David Stern.

The fuck? A Lakers five-peat? Mah nigga, this is sternball in full effect...

sternball by DeutscheBagge May 16, 2011

Stuball 

America's Next Favorite Pastime. A psuedo sport invented by seven sorta athletes. It's popularity has grown in size tremedously. The main focus of Stuball is fun and friendship. Teams compete for the fusion cup each year.

What are you doing on sunday?
uh...stuball what else.

Stuball by MERKUMBER May 21, 2010

Stuball 

Stuball is a hand sewn four-panel cloth cat toy ball, which includes a four inch nylon tail in its construction. The panels are made of fleece, which creates the purrfect surface for cat claw activity.

The reason Stuball was invented was to help a couple of slightly pudgy indoor cats get some exercise that they wouldn’t have otherwise initiated on their own.

They had no idea they were creating the greatest cat toy known to kitties!

The Stuball is my cat’s favorite toy.

Stuball by Bobshortarm October 26, 2011

Scurfball 

A Scurfball is defined as a person who hasn't washed their hair in weeks, smokes 2 packs of cigarettes daily, has missing teeth and drinks two 12 packs of beer a day. Every other word is "fuck this" and "fuck that" and their breath smells like the inside of an asshole. A Scurfball consumes large quantities of McDonalds food and does not brush their teeth ever. They have large beer guts and are most likely hardcore Nascar fans.

"Bertha, when are them-there fucking cheese fries gonna be fucking done?! I've been waiting for those motha fuckers for an hour, bitch! My beers running out, my cigs are runnin’ low and I can't be waitin' around any fuckin' longer. I've got some Nascar to be watchin!"....."Harry, you and your fucking Nascar! Why don't you go take a shower and wash that dirty fucking hair, you dumb fucking scurfball!

Scurfball by cheezy macaroni June 1, 2011

sunball

An ignorant person who relies on personal beliefs, not factual evidence, to make a point.

"Did you hear that religious sunball outside our office? On what basis can she condemn complete strangers to hell?"

sunball by Mtwo November 18, 2013

Smurfball 

The act of blowing papa smurf and then snowballing with a shipmate

Listerine couldn't get the blue out of my mouth after my shipmate smurfballed me.

Smurfball by TM1 July 27, 2011