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Your stepfather. A term reserved for a particularly unloved stepfather. Goes well with the uncomplimentary name for a stepmother- stepmuff.
"Do I really have to get a present for my stepfather on fathers day? He's such a douche"

"No frackin' way man your stepballs sucks!"
stepballs by KarmaCorn July 10, 2009
Words you can keep

Slipballs 

The act of squeesing the left testicle, twisting it counter clockwise four times. Compress the left testicle, you can use great force, or a hammer/mallet if you need to. Take the right testicle and twist it clockwise seven times. Then make a loop with your left testicle, as you would a shoelace. Forcefull insert your right testicle through the loop. Twist both testicles in opposite directions like a double helix. After this, make another loop with your right testicle and push your left testicle through that loop. Then release your testicles. The compression of the left nut will make it near impossible to undo. Then slide your right nut up and down just like a slip knot. To undo, use icy hot. Dont forget to Crisco your balls before hand. Enjoy.
Once the hot bitches saw my SlipBalls, they wanted me inside them.

stepball 

A Ball game played against steps, preferably made of concrete and about 4-5 steps high. There are normally 2 players, an outfielder and a batter. The batter would throw a tennis ball directly at the step in an attempt to make it bounce from the steps and fly in the air. The outfielder would attempt to catch the ball to cause an "out". The rules are similar to baseball, except there is no need to run around bases. The base count was determined by the distance the ball traveled and hit the ground after it was thrown into the steps.
"Let's play Stepball!"
"I got my tenni roofed by Johnny because I beat him 5-0 in Stepball."
stepball by Chewy April 1, 2005

stegallsmelly 

a horrible, horrible smell which often induces vomitting and in many cases has lead to passing out, coma, death, etc.
your balls are so saggy you can fit them into your ass when you sleep (which does keep them warm though) but also leaves them stegallsmelly
stegallsmelly by yessur January 4, 2007

StazBalls 

My stazballs has been going crazay Beckay
StazBalls by -MonkeyMan September 11, 2020

stepball 

A Ball game played against steps, preferably made of concrete and about 4-5 steps high. There are normally 2 players, an outfielder and a batter. The batter would through a tennis ball directly at the step and it would then bounce from the steps and fly in the air. The outfielder would attempt to catch the ball to cause an "out". The rules are similar to baseball, except there is no need to run around bases. The base count was determined by the distance the ball traveled and hit the ground after it was thrown into the steps.
"Let's play Stepball!"
"I got my tenni roofed by Johnny because I beat him 5-0 in Stepball."
stepball by Chewy April 1, 2005

steggallsaurus

An animal or person who abandons his pack for a new mate
The sloth has imitated a steggallsaurus in the way that he has left his pack for his new frog like mate
steggallsaurus by myself&u January 16, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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