stemley

fat ass who eats kids with a ton of tattoos. Women wonder how he can show his face in public so he wears jerseys to get attention away from his ugly ass-crack looking face

stems(stemley) set a world record for eating little children in one minute by eating 95. he then went to the hot dog stand and ate 192 hot dogs in 5 minutes

by yo mama's ass March 1, 2010

sterley

The fucking goat.Sterley is a honey blond who likes to fuck thots and always has a fun time. He is always up to shit doing the craziest stuff. He is a absolute beast that loves to party. You would be lucky to party with a Sterley. Sterley's normally have a couple of freckles and always a humungas dick. He only smashes thicc thots that like to party like him. Sterley is a very street wise man who will always end up with a 20 year old wife and filthy rich.

That oak is fucking all the fresh chicks, he must be a Sterley

by FactBoy69 May 8, 2019

steeley dan

In the William Burroughs novel Naked Lunch steeley dan refers to a dildo

Boy I really worked my steeley dan last night.

by Bug1 January 11, 2009

Stemless grapes

Post-vasectomy testes.

Baby, I don't need a rubber. I have stemless grapes here...

by Angry Bill March 28, 2010

steeley dick

When you wake up next to some chick you don't recognize, you're hung over, she wants to go again, and you're morning wood throbs so hard it triggers sharp pains in your head.

I had steeley dick when I woke up with that high school chick until I realized she was jailbait. Then I had uber steeley dick.

by ducky May 11, 2004

Stenley

Stenley the most calmest cuttest sweetest nicest funniest guy you'll ever meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of best friends and people.He's talented with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possble. He's one of those ppl you just want to be bestfriends with him and soemtimes he doesnt know wat he's doing. Take my word he's the best hugger out there and loves to cuddle. He always goes out with friends but always makes sure he has time for someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funiest ways. His hair is so amazing like you just want iht ppl love touchin it and cant stop loving it take my word for it. If you meet him your one of the luckiest persons in the world you wont regret having him. if you come across one of him make sure you never lets go he's amazing just make sure its the rite Stenley

Oooooh gorl that Stenley is looking really spicy

by AntiOverLord April 25, 2020

Steeley

To perform sexually as if a metal stiff.

Joey Steele sure is Steeley.

by Mouldastein July 22, 2004