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Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!
Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!
by Ian Chode September 22, 2003
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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1. Testicles
2. Exams more difficult than quizzes, but not as difficult as regular tests.
If you think your English professor's 'quizzies' are difficult, then you would hate to see his 'testes'.
by Child w/Headphones February 12, 2007
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1. The plural of "tests" or exams.

2. Any multiple of a timed evaluation.
"How did you do on all the testis"
by integrallarry May 13, 2010
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