steared 

Neared as steered

Past that peer a steer steared to an island with the sea around won walking on a pier that miraculously appear having set out to achieve what was done.

steared by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Steamed Hams

The regionally appropriate term for "hamburgers" in Albany, New York.
Though phrased as "steamed", a steamed ham is typically grilled, and served on a platter often containing more than a quarter dozen of the aforementioned dish and various french fries.
Not to be confused with "steamed clams", a similarly phrased dish which can often be mistaken for steamed hams.

Oh, no, I said, “steamed hams.” That’s what I call hamburgers.

Steamed Hams by McDaddy's Big Patties February 20, 2018

sheared peen 

A circumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?

sheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

steamed hams

Hamburgers. An Albany, New York expression, its not to be confused with steamed clams.

"No, I said, steamed HAMS".

steamed hams by Delaware Mike December 12, 2007

smeared shit across the cunt 

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

smeared shit across the cunt by Zonal K June 28, 2018

Steamed hams

Well, seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Ah, superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
eh.
Oh lee gods! my roast is ruined. But what if.. I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? ho ho ho, delightfully devilish seymour.
SEYMOUR!
Oh, superintendent, I was just, uh stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise, care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven?
Oh, that isn't smoke, It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering haamburgers.
I thought you said we're having steamed clams?
D'oh, no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Yes. It's a.. regional dialect.
From what region?
uhh... Upstate new york.
Really? Well I'm from utica, and I never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.
Oh not in utica, no, It's an albany expression.

I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at krusty burger.
Oh, no, Patented skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
For steamed hams
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye-
You kno-
one thing I should..
Excuse me for one second.
Of course.
Well, that was wonderful, good time was had by all, I'm pooped.

Yes, I should be, GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING TH- to be continued

Steamed Hams Is the best art piece ever done.

Steamed hams by zoetbh July 8, 2018

World Stared

The process of getting Knocked out cold on video

Damn, son got world stared yo!

World Stared by Lostradamus509 May 12, 2013