Speared

drunk, high, blazed, blitzed, krunk, fucked up in any way
chillin at the hookah bar, blazing some rose cognac, ripped off your ass after doing several beer bongs you turn to your friend and say..."dude...im fucking speared!!"
by Kelly, Blake, Mike, Brandon September 08, 2005
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A person who has been injured, slaughtered, or maimed by a long shafted weapon with a pointy blade at its tip is said to have been Speared.

Not only black people can be Speared, but white, yellow, and red people too.
Mel Gibson deliberately waited until the family reunion dinner to tell his story about how he Speared one of his acting buddies by accident in the gut and how chunky white puke came out from her punctured duodenum and out the gash in the abdomen. They had to call the ecnalubma.
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"Gonna go home and make that hoe ride my spear."
by spear_ March 08, 2003
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To put the same answer for multiple questions that one knows can only be right for one of the questions. It is done in the hope that a tired grader will not notice the repetition.
I forgot to study for the quiz, so I guess I'll just spear it.
by Jakkel February 27, 2017
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verb. to gain rightful ownership of a person's cigarette lighter by concealing it on your person for a minimum of 15 minutes. An attempt to spears is deemed unsuccessful if the present owner takes measure to determine its whereabouts in the form of an inquiry directed specifically towards the spearser.
He was looking away and I saw an opportunity to spears his lighter.

Where's my lighter, you spearsing bastard?
by Simon Loughran August 24, 2005
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verb, the act of grabbing ones ear while giving oral and ramming ones penis into their partners thoart
thomas's girlfreind pissed him off early so he waited till she was giving him head then grab her ears and rammed his penis into the back of her thoart spearing her viciously
by TCWalsh April 20, 2010
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Having hard ass or pointy nipples that can be seen through clothing.
Ohhhh mann! You got some spears!

Its freezing outside. Wear some layers so those spears dont poke out.
by Dro aka spear boy January 12, 2011
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