hams

Cmon!!
you dont know what Hams are!11
Hams = Sweet sweet ass
The kind of ass where if you were to slap it, it would ring like a church bell!
*slap*
*Bong*
Oh check those sweet sweet hams!
by Paully May 09, 2003
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hams

Breasts of large size. Usually not contained within a bra or other supportive device.
Donna's got very large hams.
by x_x_x_x May 24, 2006
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hams

Slang for a hot person, usually a woman. Doable, at least.
At the club, maybe we'll meet some hams, maybe do holes. It'll be good times.
by mollybo September 10, 2006
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hams

Hams is a word to indicate anything. It can be a verb, noun, anything, as long as it is used in context.

In replacement of the common word "jawns" used among gay asian sophomores at Cherry Hill High School East, the word "hams" was invented one day during fourth period; Leo, Arindam, Soham, Alex Kim, Anik, and some random white people were in the library during fourth period in order to study for the Chem test the following period. At this point, Arindam threw a piece of a ham sandwich at Leo, followed by the statement "let me get that hams" by someone. At this point, the word new word "hams" had been awaken. The new word "hams" achieved much controversy - Alex tried to combine it with the word jawns, to make Jawns + Hams = Jams. But clearly, this could not be. Hams was the new jawns.
If we hams that hams, can we hams it?

Hams to the hams.

John Sohn: Hi.
Anybody else: Oh pretty hams!

by Leeeeeooooo May 07, 2006
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Hamming

Acting excessively silly, or wildly exaggerating a stereotype for fun hamming it up
Did you see the girls with the bachelorette party? Oh, the ones at the bar wearing feather boas, smoking cigars, and drinking blowjob shots? Yeah, they were totally hamming it up for the camera.
by Zaunliebende Südstaatler March 20, 2015
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a ham

A ham is someone who says or does silly things to be the center of attention. Although anyone can be a ham, you'll often see this with children who are around unfamiliar adults.
That kid is such a ham. When Aunt Lori came over for dinner, he spent the entire time talking in a pirate voice and saying "arr". She thought it was hilarious, so he just kept up his routine the whole night.
by Greggie Eggie January 29, 2017
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HAM

A Ham is a burger with no bread. A loser, a peasant, a bum with no motion and no desire or solution to make some money. Whatever you do stay away from Hams they are contagious and NEED a vaccine.
Yusuf is a ham bro, he was begging for 10$ to his cashapp for to buy a lettace wrap. He gotta get off his ass and make some bread.
by Taliburner July 17, 2022
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