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When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

Seared by Derek February 4, 2004

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Seared

to be dissed or tricked

Justin: What has two arm, two legs and stays late to clean my room every Friday night?

Tony: I don't know, what?

Justin: Your Mom!

Justin: Seared bitch.

Seared by Orick12 May 1, 2011

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Seared • seared near • Seared Tuna • SEAREDSTEAK • pan-seared • Pan-Seared Cock • Reverse Seared Filet • Scared • scared shitless • Scaredom

Seared Tuna

This refers to the outer edges of the labia where they are a brownish gray but still remains pink and on the inside.

I just love eating me some seared tuna!" or "That girl was hot but, she had the seared tuna!

Seared Tuna by dmktx7 December 12, 2010

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seared near

when you barely cook a nice thick juicy steak till its blood red in the middle. Even Rarer than rare

1. "that mutha fuker is gonna get put on the grill and seared near to perfection"

2. Damn joe steak so raw it is Seared near

seared near by off the Hizzy August 8, 2014

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Reverse Seared Filet

When a one night stand makes a point to tell you they have a family with an open relationship before sex.

I enjoyed a Reverse Seared Filet last night, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Reverse Seared Filet by EvilGramps September 5, 2016

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pan-seared

to be humiliated by a witty retort in front of one's cohorts; to get served. Pronounced: paaan-theeeared.

Somebody's ass just got pan-seared

pan-seared by anonymous3000 October 12, 2007

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Pan-Seared Cock

A Pan-Seared Cock is a technique used in grilling, baking, and braising a man's cock in which the surface of the cock is cooked at a high temperature until a browned crust forms. The appearance of the cock is usually improved with a well-browned crust and garnish.

Mark: Hey wanna come to my place for some Pan-Seared Cock?

Peter: Hell yeah, you always know how to pick out the good cocks!

Pan-Seared Cock by ThatFuckoNoOneKnows February 17, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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