A. One who chooses to stay home and do "the most important job in the world" (caring for
children) full time through a gross deposit of entitlement with no means of income of their own. B. One who
feels and expresses to others that their role as a non-working parent makes them the most vital function in a family unit and possibly
even the world. C. One's ex-wife.
"Ron told me the other day that I will need to get a job when the alimony ends next year. Obviously he doesn'
t appreciate that I do the most important job in the world. He deserves to pay me
2/3rds of his paycheck and continue to support all my wants and needs even though I wanted the divorce."
"I take on so much more than anyone could imagine. I couldn'
t possibly get a job - that would be selfish. I would not be able to volunteer at the
church or bake cookies for my
son's class. I would never have "me time" - naps, tanning, pedis, manis, botox - I need those things to
stay sane and be a good mother. Nobody values Stay at Home Martyrs - our jobs are
24-7."