keith's definitions

Gave

1) Past tense of give

2) Past tense of committing a violent act on a person of weaker stature, or on a nation with a much weaker military, see also conservative

3) Past tense of releasing oneself from virginity, through the act of coitus, when followed with the words "it up"

1) "I gave that guy a crisp new twenty, and all I got were these lousy cheetos!"

2) "Man, I really gave it to that blind crippled kid, Gimme Five!"
"Man, we really gave it to those damned A-Rabs in Iraqirabia! Yeehaw, George Dubya for another fifty years!"

3) "That ditsy-ass cheerleader Susie gave it up to the whole football team, then the lacrosse team, then had her stomach pumped, then I gave it to her good!"

by Keith February 9, 2004

Zippz0r

A Jumping Zippo

Damn You Zippz0r Why do u have to jump so freaking high

by Keith September 15, 2003

pimp nigga

The baddest nigga around. The one that everbody may not always like but respects.

1) I want to be a pimp nigga when I grow up.
2) He is the pimp nigga!

by Keith March 19, 2005

helter skelter

When things are out of control.

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."

by keith May 13, 2005

Crebo- Crapsaw

The slimy underbelly of a small tree dweller known as Cathy.
A crud covered toadstool found in South Africa.(origin:Ripe bananas for everyone.)

Look at that disgusting Crebo-Crapsaw.

by Keith March 15, 2005

Peaced

Hand shake done between to members of the same gang

Yo I peaced him up when I saw him in the party last night.

by Keith December 3, 2004

Sampara

a badge-clad fool who latches onto anything remotely successful . Tends to congregate around like-minded individuals , usually Norwegians.

that old hag who follows Tim Henman every year on Centre Court with the jester's hat and Union Jack bloomers is a right Sampara .

by Keith November 10, 2003