New Jersey

Place where everything is better than where your from. For example, weed. It also doesnt smell, and not everyone likes emo, because emo is gay. Home of the malls, playah

Me: you ever been to new jersey?
person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent
Me :: pulls out 9 ::

by Keith December 02, 2003

Wheelin

Actually driving your SUV in the environment it was designed for: OFF-FUCKING-ROAD!!! Like those of us who bought our Jeep Wranglers to---oh-my-god--- go four-wheeling!!! Unlike the metrosexual wannabe dickheads that think offroading is what they do in mall parking lots with speedbumps.

Buddy #1: "Watcha doin' later?
Buddy #2: "Thought I'd go 'wheelin' up the canyon for the day..."
Buddy #1: "Cool...gonna take the Renegade or the Quads?"
Buddy #2: "Gonna take 'em all"!!!

by Keith November 30, 2003

itchied

the past tense of itch

bumblebee: it was caused i itchied

by keith June 14, 2004

zednic

A dirty ugly stupid gay ass mother fucking whore who should burn in hell and get there face cut off for being so damn ugly and gay and is a redneck straight from the trailor park.

J.J. is a zednic,
Look at that zednic rn

by Keith May 08, 2004

george harrison

the best member of the beatles; died way too young

the best beatles sondgs were written by Harrison.

by Keith January 25, 2005

nintendo thumb

The numbness of the thumbs and index fingers commonly occurring after hours of game console use.

"Those fucking Covenant sonofabitches are giving me nintendo thumb!"

by Keith November 30, 2003

woah snaps

The white man's way to say "oh snap".

White man: Woah snaps.
Black man: Cracka you di'int just. *face shoot*

by Keith March 30, 2004