keith's definitions

nail

A cigarette

Yo man let me get one of those nails dude

by keith August 9, 2003

Blue Diaper

Noun. Of Halo 2 Origin. When one sticks another with a plasma grenade in the mid section. Variants are Blue Bandana and Blue Shoe.

When he tried to grab the flag I gave him a blue diaper and we won.

by Keith March 15, 2005

fug

a ciggereite

yo pass me dat fug or when u need a fug you say fug break

by keith June 28, 2004

The Cum Bush

THe bush, reputedly close to the subway, that smells of Jizz

"Dudes, has anyone been past that bush by the subway that smells of Jizz?"

"Oh yeah the cum bush"

by Keith May 24, 2003

D12

The Dirty Dozen...not because there are 12 people but because there are six people all with split personalities:

Eminem and Slim Shady
Proof and Derty Harry
Bizaare and Peter S. Bizaare
Mister Denaun Porter and Kon Artis
Swift and Swifty McVay
Rondell Beene and Kuniva

D12's CD, Devil's Night, is one of the funniest on the planet.

by Keith November 4, 2003

dingis

what a retarded little brother calls his wang

it's my dingis

by keith March 27, 2003

esmereldas

Big bouncy breasts, usually on a voluptuous woman with nipples that point up and outward.

That chick is sporting some beautiful Esmereldas.

by Keith August 8, 2004